Spy-gate\Cheating Response Songs for next season...

[Matthew Le God]

On 04/06/2026 at 14:20, mikec said:

"Tonda Eckert woo-oh,

Tonda Eckert woo-oo-oh,

He spies on everyone,

He breaks regulation 127.1"

EFL regulation 127.1 All nations attending the conference are only allocated one parking space?' Is that entirely relevant? I mean, here we are, in mortal danger and you're worried about the Chinese delegates bringing two cars!

Edited June 6 by Matthew Le God

[St. Ciervo]

Not my generation, but tune is Billie Eilish "Bad Guy".  Brass ready version by Interrupters "Bad Guy".

So youre a sad guy

Caught us cheating mad guy

Just cant get enough guy

Chest always so puffed guy

Im that bad type

Make your owner sad type

Spy on practice on time 

Using intern fall guys

 

Im the bad guy,

Duh

Edited June 8 by St. Ciervo

[mss636]

Let it Go, Let it Go

Yes we got caught spying

Let it Go, Let it Go,

But we can still hear you crying

We’re rent free, in your heads

So just move on

You bottled it again anyway!

[WinglessWonder]

On 06/06/2026 at 05:32, Matthew Le God said:

EFL regulation 127.1 All nations attending the conference are only allocated one parking space?' Is that entirely relevant? I mean, here we are, in mortal danger and you're worried about the Chinese delegates bringing two cars!

I'll happily respect the red dwarf reference! 😁

[WinglessWonder]

To the tune of "Blowing in the wind"

How do we know if Hayden Hackney is fit?

How can we tell if he plays?

The answer of course is to send our new intern

To watch them train from the golf course.

 

I reckon that could work! 😁

[gio1saints]

I’m confident that the Saints media team will be told not to do anything to potentially upset the League or FA further……BUT they really could have a lot of gentle fun this season on the topic of “SPYING”. Especially if it was done discretely so that it’s not immediately apparent. Everything looks normal except they’ve put in some “ Easter eggs” for those who know how to look. 

The announcement and ceremonial unveiling of new players could be via binocular vision / done in disguises, player interviews could take place secretively from behind trees at Staplewood, the stadium announcers could add a selection of James Bond themes.

Id laugh if the team ran out to the classic bond theme each week. The names Bree, James Bree…😂
 

 

Edited 6 hours ago by gio1saints

[West Dean FC Legend]

A tee-shirt I'll make next season

Next Season | David-Design

[Turkish]

Father’s Day card 

[Dman]

1 hour ago, gio1saints said:

I’m confident that the Saints media team will be told not to do anything to potentially upset the League or FA further……BUT they really could have a lot of gentle fun this season on the topic of “SPYING”. Especially if it was done discretely so that it’s not immediately apparent. Everything looks normal except they’ve put in some “ Easter eggs” for those who know how to look. 

The announcement and ceremonial unveiling of new players could be via binocular vision / done in disguises, player interviews could take place secretively from behind trees at Staplewood, the stadium announcers could add a selection of James Bond themes.

Id laugh if the team ran out to the classic bond theme each week. The names Bree, James Bree…😂
 

 

Not sure Dragan would be best pleased with the club taking the piss out of a situation that's cost him £200m 

[Lord Duckhunter]

You know exactly what it’ll be, the cringiest pony. “We are Southampton, we spy when  we want”. Peak nod when you’ve actually been punished for it, but they’ll know the tune and some of our chumps will think it’s funny.