saint_stevo Posted 20 April, 2009 Share Posted 20 April, 2009 I don't, do you? Am i gross? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 April, 2009 Share Posted 20 April, 2009 You are an utter utter **** then, I take a suction pad with me into public toilets nowadays, so that I don't have to touch your filth on the door handle when I come out. It's no hardship is it, a sprinkle of water and you can even dry your hands on your trousers if you are in a rush. Dirty dirty boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 20 April, 2009 Author Share Posted 20 April, 2009 my c0k isnt dirty, nor do i pee on my hand, and if i do spray it a bit then i wash it then. So why wash every time? Probably more dirt/filth on your elbows than your penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 April, 2009 Share Posted 20 April, 2009 Point taken. Actually isn't wee supposed to be sterile? Interesting fact - more germs in your mouth than in your bumhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 20 April, 2009 Share Posted 20 April, 2009 Not if someone gives you a rusty trombone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 April, 2009 Share Posted 20 April, 2009 trusty trombone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 20 April, 2009 Author Share Posted 20 April, 2009 hamster u seem to be very much fixated on bum holes this evening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 April, 2009 Share Posted 20 April, 2009 No, not fixated, but evryone needs a hobby, that's what my uncle used to tell me anyway. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 I never wash my hands after a pish or shat, what is the point, you only get other peoples germs from opening the door on the way out of the sh1tter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 I only use posh toilets where they have a man who holds it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff leopard Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 I lick my fingers clean. Unfortunately this makes me as stiff as a board so I then have to go into a cubical to work the poison out. I go to lick my hands clean and it happens again. This usually happens about 5 or 6 times before just air comes out of the old chap and I'm free to leave the toilets. This gets me no end of funny looks and sarcy comments at work. So now I just p1ss my pants and start crying, its easier for everybody that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 I usually lay a turd before I leave my house. When I need to pee, I normally do it in the street, pub sink or in someones back garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 I don't, do you? Am i gross? Of course I do! Yes if that's true. But I am guessing/hoping that you're joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Of course I do! Yes if that's true. But I am guessing/hoping that you're joking. Its Stevo Pip. I doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Post-it note Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Of course I do! Yes if that's true. But I am guessing/hoping that you're joking. I don't wash my hands after a wee, only after a poo poo. I always tell people, 'Maybe your parents taught you to wash your hands, but my parents taught me not to **** on my hands!'. I beleive as a consequence of this I am a better person overall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 (edited) First I would like to go on record saying that I wash after both. But, when you think about it, society thinks that its worse to not wash your hands after a poo than a wee. Poo - you touch a bit of toilet roll and maybe hold a cheek. Wee - you touch your willy Strange Edited 12 May, 2009 by Marsdinho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 I never wash my hands after a pish or shat, what is the point, you only get other peoples germs from opening the door on the way out of the sh1tter. That is one of the way that Cholera is spread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Post-it note Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Dont p*ss or sh*t on your hands. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 I wash mine up to roughly the fifth pint. From then on I'm not so fussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 I wash one hand after a p!ss and both after a sh!t. I then open and close the door 3 times upon leaving said toilet facility. Then i pull my trousers up. Some people tell me i have a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 I lick my fingers clean. Unfortunately this makes me as stiff as a board so I then have to go into a cubical to work the poison out. I go to lick my hands clean and it happens again. This usually happens about 5 or 6 times before just air comes out of the old chap and I'm free to leave the toilets. This gets me no end of funny looks and sarcy comments at work. So now I just p1ss my pants and start crying, its easier for everybody that way. Propper lol'age on this one! FWIW, I wash after every time. It's f*cking sick not washing your hands and this is how disease is spread. You may think your winkle is clean, but reality is, it is sat in a confined sweaty area all day. I dont want your di*k sweat on my hands. In fact even if you dont have betty swollox, upon leaving the bog without washing your hands, you leave your c*ckle all over the door, ergo when I then use the door, I am in fact touching your c*ckle. If I wanted to touch c*ckle, I would be a hommer. I am not a hommer so wash your hands you dirty f*ckers. On another point, even if you think your d*ck is clean, would you happily eat a packet of crisps after? In affect you are licking your d*ck! :vom: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 What about after feeding the goat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 24 April, 2009 Share Posted 24 April, 2009 Sneezing : http://poststuff4.entensity.net/042409/flash.php?media=sneeze.flv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 Just a thought for the fussier individuals on this thread. If you're using a cubicle and take a shoit. Do you use your filthy hands to pull your trousers up then go and wash your hands? Or do you waddle out of the cubicle, wash your hands then pull your trousers up? Because if it's the first option then that's pretty grim... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 I don't have any hands. Although I do wash my stumps to make me feel normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 I wash my hands after a ****, but only after a wee if im in some skanky night club bog or pub bog, cos' my **** is clean (i think..) I honestly saw sh!t on the ceiling in a club in winchester on sat night, in the same cubical on another visit, two fine gents came out of the loo at the same time and one of them said to me "i wouldnt touch that if i were you", it was quite clearly a large patch of jizz. Needless to say I very nearly threw up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 I wash my hands after a ****, but only after a wee if im in some skanky night club bog or pub bog, cos' my **** is clean (i think..) I honestly saw sh!t on the ceiling in a club in winchester on sat night, in the same cubical on another visit, two fine gents came out of the loo at the same time and one of them said to me "i wouldnt touch that if i were you", it was quite clearly a large patch of jizz. Needless to say I very nearly threw up Did they w*nk on their sh*t? 'Cake?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilB Posted 13 May, 2009 Share Posted 13 May, 2009 I wash one hand after a p!ss and both after a sh!t. I wash both hands after a slash but only one after a dump as I need both hands to hold the tool and only one hand to wipe my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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