hypochondriac Posted 17 May, 2009 Share Posted 17 May, 2009 Here is my attempt. Remember this is only my first draft and I did it in 5 minutes: Support the Saints you c*nt Southampton Southampton we march on down the leagues Southampton Southampton we fight with who we please And if you come from Shirley and support another club I'll call you plastic JCLs and punch you down the pub If friends are what I need Chapels the last place I would go It's full of f*cking under fives I'll wait for them to grow Then they can stand in Northam and give other fans some stick And get beered up and spit and swear and call the ref a pr*ck Southampton Southampton we march on down the leagues Southampton Southampton we fight with who we please And if you come from Shirley and support another club I'll call you plastic JCLs and punch you down the pub Oh we all need the colours like we need holes in the head The scarfer mongs with replicas, I'd shoot them f*cking dead I wonder once I'm finished if they'd all bleed red and white? At least I'd show the Pompey scum that we're up for the fight! Southampton Southampton we march on down the leagues Southampton Southampton we fight with who we please And if you come from Shirley and support another club I'll call you plastic JCLs and punch you down the pub Who the f*ck are Bristol Rovers who the f*ck are Bristol Rovers Who the f*ck are Bristol Rovers and the Saints go marching on on on! Now I just need a tune other than the one in my head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 17 May, 2009 Share Posted 17 May, 2009 20 thumbs up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigd316316 Posted 17 May, 2009 Share Posted 17 May, 2009 LMAO....... Love it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 17 May, 2009 Share Posted 17 May, 2009 Got a tune but I can't tell you cause it's in my head and it's pretty difficult to go da da dee da da da dee dee dee de da da isn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 17 May, 2009 Author Share Posted 17 May, 2009 Got a tune but I can't tell you cause it's in my head and it's pretty difficult to go da da dee da da da dee dee dee de da da isn't it. That is my thoughts also. People have my permission to record this and sell it if they wish. I think it may sell well. It has to have a guitar though in a similar way that the original saints aid song does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red&white56 Posted 17 May, 2009 Share Posted 17 May, 2009 Good effort, but take my advice and stick to the day job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 17 May, 2009 Author Share Posted 17 May, 2009 Good effort, but take my advice and stick to the day job I'm just trying to help out saints in what little way I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 May, 2009 Share Posted 17 May, 2009 I'm just trying to help out saints in what little way I can. .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 17 May, 2009 Share Posted 17 May, 2009 Here is my attempt. Remember this is only my first draft and I did it in 5 minutes: Support the Saints you c*nt Southampton Southampton we march on down the leagues Southampton Southampton we fight with who we please And if you come from Shirley and support another club I'll call you plastic JCLs and punch you down the pub If friends are what I need Chapels the last place I would go It's full of f*cking under fives I'll wait for them to grow Then they can stand in Northam and give other fans some stick And get beered up and spit and swear and call the ref a pr*ck Southampton Southampton we march on down the leagues Southampton Southampton we fight with who we please And if you come from Shirley and support another club I'll call you plastic JCLs and punch you down the pub Oh we all need the colours like we need holes in the head The scarfer mongs with replicas, I'd shoot them f*cking dead I wonder once I'm finished if they'd all bleed red and white? At least I'd show the Pompey scum that we're up for the fight! Southampton Southampton we march on down the leagues Southampton Southampton we fight with who we please And if you come from Shirley and support another club I'll call you plastic JCLs and punch you down the pub Who the f*ck are Bristol Rovers who the f*ck are Bristol Rovers Who the f*ck are Bristol Rovers and the Saints go marching on on on! Now I just need a tune other than the one in my head... I can`t wait to hear SOS (not Save Our Saints!) giving this one a go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 17 May, 2009 Author Share Posted 17 May, 2009 I would like to officially volunteer to play the song in one of the TBC slots at the saints cafe. I'll play banjo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 17 May, 2009 Share Posted 17 May, 2009 I would like to officially volunteer to play the song in one of the TBC slots at the saints cafe. I'll play banjo. Is that the one that Saints strikers couldn`t hit a cows ass with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 17 May, 2009 Author Share Posted 17 May, 2009 Is that the one that Saints strikers couldn`t hit a cows ass with? Most certainly. It shall go down a storm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 May, 2009 Share Posted 17 May, 2009 I would like to officially volunteer to play the song in one of the TBC slots at the saints cafe. I'll play banjo. Lyre? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 17 May, 2009 Author Share Posted 17 May, 2009 Lyre? No I'm telling the truth . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 17 May, 2009 Share Posted 17 May, 2009 Ha,Ha thats brilliant. a lot better than that christian,soft rock, plastic jocks effort. IMHO would love to hear the crowd singing & bouncing around to that :partyman: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 17 May, 2009 Share Posted 17 May, 2009 Hypo, please listen to this: It's the best 'original' version I can find right now, the interweb seems to be absolutely riddled with the Girls Aloud poxy version, don't let that put you off though. You may have to tweek yours a tad but it fits, it really does. Let me know what you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 18 May, 2009 Author Share Posted 18 May, 2009 Hypo, please listen to this: It's the best 'original' version I can find right now, the interweb seems to be absolutely riddled with the Girls Aloud poxy version, don't let that put you off though. You may have to tweek yours a tad but it fits, it really does. Let me know what you think? I really like that! For the chorus certainly and maybe modify the tune for the verse. I might have to record a youtube video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 I really like that! For the chorus certainly and maybe modify the tune for the verse. I might have to record a youtube video Can I play stylophone, or comb and paper, pleeeease Hypo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 18 May, 2009 Share Posted 18 May, 2009 to the St T's tune. Southampton Southampton, ...we march on down the leagues Southampton Southampton ...we fight with who we please And if you come from Pompey .. with your fishy smelling docks You can get down on your knees .. and kiss our smeggy ****s. Over to you hypo (tell me when to shut up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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