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I often wonder what would happen if somebody went into Currys to buy something advertised on TV as being "Just one nine nine", and handed over £19, telling the salesperson "That's one, nine, and nine". ( And, no, I'm too cowardly to do it myself ).

Dropped our son off at the start of a sportive yesterday and another rider was unloading his Pinarello Dogma X D12, ( RRP circa £14k ), from his roof rack, and promptly dropped it drive side down - one knackered rear mech. Ooops !

A Catholic priest and a CofE vicar were playing golf. The priest hit a perfect shot down the fairway, the vicar sliced badly - "Oh fuck it, missed again," he exclaimed. "Don't be using that language, God will strike you down" warned the priest. On the next hole the vicar miss read his putt and it went wide, "'Fuck it, missed again"'. "I warn you, God will not be pleased with you"'. And so it went on, hole after hole, until finally the priest had had enough. He raised his hands to the sky and invoked "Oh lord, throw down your punishment on this sinner and teach him the error of his ways"'. A lightning bolt crashed down and vapourised the priest. "Fuck it, missed again"' a voice boomed from the clouds.

Suella Braverman tells Laura Kuenssberg "I am going to fight even if it makes me unpopular". No worries on that score, all doubt went ages ago.

Talk about fucking delusional.......... If you are so keen to kiss his arse why don't you piss off across the pond so you can hero worship him close to ?

Paolo Gazzanigga and his Girona team mates have qualified for next season's Champions League after beating Barcelona 4-2. ( And needing 3 goals with 15 minutes to play if they were to have any chance of stopping Real Madrid becoming champions, Barca sent on that attacking powerhouse Oriel Romeu ).

Posted so many times on every match thread.

Rwanda is a safe country, just don't live across the border....... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgyxxlzvk4o ''The US has blamed the Rwandan army and M23 rebel group for the deadly bombing of a displacement camp in the Democratic Republic of Congo. At least nine people, including seven children, were killed in the strike on the Mugunga camp in the eastern city of Goma on Friday."

As of posting this, the Workers Party of Britain have won 4 councillors, Reform UK have 1.

Is haircut 100 what Donnie asks for at the barbers ?

Jamail Singh under questioning from Jason Beer KC

Makes no odds, non disclosure of evidence to the defence should see him unable to continue to act as a lawyer.

There is an American podcast series called "Oh my fraud !", and the latest episode covers the PO scandal. They opened the show with "This is said to be the largest miscarriage of justice in British history, which is saying something considering they were responsible for slavery, colonialism, and the Crusades".

It represents approximately 18% of all Government tax receipts, so if they are thinking of removing it they either need to find another source of £180Bn, or find a way to reduce spending significantly.

"Tonight the Super Rupar beams are gonna blind me, but I won't feel blue"'.