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This is the Jason puncheon season review from my blog....

 

JASON PUNCHEON started the ****lapping season on the right wing and was simply dreadful. Looked unfit and entered like he didn’t care. He missed open goal after open goal and then got fist****ed when the crowd got fed up with it. Virtually the first act when Nigel "Assrush" Adkins came into the ****ing (oh yes) was to set Jason some KPIs and these were “shoot in the general direction of the ass****ing goal occasionally” and “stop being a charvering sulky ****”. Having failed on both scores, he was dropped in favour of an only-just-17 year old and he threw his sucks out and got loaned out to Millwall where bizarrely, he banged in a fingering few goals. A shafting brief return to us raided which included a decent game in the FA Cup v Blackpool who then signed him for the remainder of their Premier League campaign where he has again done ok. Technically still our player but we won’t see him back here as long as he has a hole in his ass. Not happy with being a ****licking squad player and in all likelihood, a fisting voice to Nigel’s plan of squad unity so bye.... and rightly so. It would be the ****ing best outcome all round if we got rid of him and squirting over £400k would represent good business for the fingering club.

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