Weston Super Saint

Phew, very quick thinking! Luckily no one quoted your post with the picture in it, otherwise there could have been big trouble. Wait, what, someone did quote it? Uh oh.

Which part of that printed piece of paper (that could have been printed by anyone in the world), specifically stated that Clement Lemaitre is a member of the backroom staff?

I could do with a free wig to be fair. I was in the gym today on the stationary bike next to another guy, someone commented we looked like two eggs boiling in a pan - cheeky bastard.

(almost) a year in and 'smashing the gangs' isn't making much difference - if it's happening at all? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9dqqj0v1ndo

He's just pretending - he was fired, just doesn't want to admit it.

They're always the best ones.

Dragon? Puff the magic....

Rule 1?

Do we get blue light discount?

Somehow, we always manage to lose the corner pieces.

Despite acknowledging the number one priority is to get a proven goalscorer in!

A 'criminal' investigation has been opened now. I suspect, with the PM declaring that it was 'hate speech', the local bobbies will be under pressure to agree with that and formally press charges. I can only assume this will then go down the prioritised route for investigation / prosecution - although, despite the PM's proclamation, I can't work out which one of the five types of 'hate crime' this would fit under :

Any update on how this went, did he navigate the car park lines without incident and sail through the medical 🤞

Maybe, maybe not. However, my response was in reply to MLG who stated : This is simply not true. MLG in particular is a bastion of 'truth' and regularly picks other posters up. It's only fair he receives the same treatment. If he has a link to a post from a journalist stating he was told by the club, he should have posted that one, not the one he did

Horseshit. Nowhere does it say he was told by the club. All it states is that a couple of weeks ago there seemed confidence they'd get it done. It does not state who had the confidence - it could have been anyone, including his own grandma. Nowhere does he name the club. It's just a rumour.