Suhari

Good guy, good player. Glad we had him here. Wish him all the best.

Intensive is the new Insane.

SR get a lot of stick, and rightly so for some of the fuck-stoopid decisions they've made. However, Dragan has stumped up some pretty considerable £££, WITHOUT being the one making the decisions and signing the cheques. He must be pissed off as fuck. I reckon he has something to prove. And I think we'll see him improve things massively, without vaping, slender-jean wearers around the place. Looking forward to hearing the interview.

Is this an actual early leak for us? That's pretty rare. Nice kits.

Is it confirmed that Matsuki will be joining up with us next season?

That sounds like a simply fantastic day out. Amazing experience for the youngsters.

Like that.

Easy chants.... He's big He's quick We won't mention his dick Joshua, Joshua.

Now that is a game changing option. He's tall enough to cause havoc in the opposition box, chucks in a great long throw, and is insanely quick. He'll be able to get on the end of his own assists. Are you allowed to take a throw in straight to yourself?

We've got a waterfront location too. Dubai-on-the-Solent, anyone?

Didn't know the window worked like this now. Any idea of the reasoning behind this set up?

Oh yeah. There's a game today.

It's because of the ginger nuts he's got in his pocket.

WELCOME FELLOW GINGER!!! May your mighty genetics leads this great club to dizzying new heights. (And don't forget the factor 50).

They need to post a packet of ginger bikkies and a moonshine factory.