Not likely to keep any of the half decent players so maybe incorporate some form of BOGOF arrangement to cushion the blow.
Remember how in the shops for a few pence more the product you wanted sometimes came with a big useless piece of crap taped to it in order to make you feel like you are getting something special ? We just need to do the same.
Want JWP ? Then you need to take Ely as well.
Fancy Lavia ? Then ,i am afraid the goal scoring phenomenon that is Alan Armstrong comes as well.
Need KWP ? Going to have to take a piece of deadwood as well,sorry.