CB Fry

Lovely bit of handbags at the end

Quarshie/Stephens I'm neither here nor there but Fellows not starting feels crazy to me. Just put your best 11 out.

Just a small guess that if net migration was going up you wouldn't be on here saying how wonderful that was.

No football manager on earth is going to say he is looking for a new keeper because his current choices are terrible in a pre match press conference. Tonda giving utterly generic standard quotes shouldn't be "ringing alarm bells".

No living person on earth has used the phrase in my eyes more than Jo Tessem.

I am sure he will come good but this is right now the most accurate assessment of his contribution so far. He is right now just crashing into people. I watched him on Saturday hoping he might get hold of the ball and offer some control. But he didn't manage it. Thankfully Cam Bragg really did so if nothing else Oriel has got competition. Let's hope Oriel gets fitter and starts to show his obvious class soon.

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The only thing I am struggling with is why this guy can't get games for Hamburg where Damion Downs was once a star striker?

Would be an astonishing run of form. I doubt we would need that many to finish second this season.

Some of his finishes in recent games have been majestic and at other times in his career he would have fluffed all of them. Well done Arma and the manager. Brilliant.

You're lucky. We lived for three months in a rolled up newspaper in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the newspaper, eat a handful of hot gravel and crust of stale bread, go to work down the mill, for a 14 hour day, week in week out for 6 pennies a month, and when we got home, and dad would beat us about the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were lucky.

Still waiting for the fairytale.

We're not getting automatics over Coventry and Ipswich playing like that second half.

He should have buried that.

Oh god.