CB Fry

I couldn't give two sh i ts if fans from other clubs are laughing at you. You're a tedious boring pr ick. If you think the purpose of the web forum is to pound out the teethachingly dull essays every freaking day that you put us all through then god help us all. I have never stopped you holding an opinion, even if you do want to bore us all with it. But I do reserve the right to point and laugh.

Nice summary which sums up perfectly the position of the self appointed "intelligent posters". Maybe you people should stop making up bullshi t rationale about catchment areas and how much bigger we are than Everton and such like. But now the truth is here. This is entirely founded on the greed of some fans, desperate to see a dead man's money spent spent spent regardless of whether we actually need it or not. The rest of us are happy to enjoy the ride, see what life is like in the Premier League 2012, and not spend our time sneering at our fantastic stadium that will deliver us higher attendances than half the division next year and the vast majority of clubs in the country would kill for. One of the greatest seasons in our fine history and its hardly over before the self appointed "intelligent posters" have to talk about is champion's frigging league. Total embarrassment. The kind of things you hear Div West Ham fans saying on phone ins. Total embarrassment. Well done chaps.

Must be several thousand users based in Weymouth alone. It's a right hotbed of Saints fanatacism I hear.

No they don't. Your point being?

Correct. I am horrified my daughter has a Derbyshire accent. It's north up here. North. These people are Northerners.

Jesus Christ you could bore for Britain. It's you bunch of clowns churning out hypothetical fantasy scenarios, all I am doing is pointing and laughing. And its you pompously describing yourself as 'enlightened' and as 'the intelligent posters'. I'm not saying anything will happen. Just laughing at you. Pointing. Laughing. Keep the funnies coming from the 'enlightened' ones, won't you.

I've heard we're building ticket checkpoint tollgates at Ringwood and Christchuch. As we all know, we've always had a massive influx of fans from every single English village town and city west of Totton and this is expected to quadruple now. Getting these thousands of fans processed early is a good idea and should at least ease congestion on the A34. Great move by the club.

Amen brother. Not good enough for the autistics on here but fine by me.

Thank god you didn't mention Leeds. If we've all learnt something its that we are perfectly comparable to Sunderland, Chelsea, Wolves, Forest, Derby, Spurs, West Ham, Reading, Man City and Man United. And Everton. Definitely tiny Everton. But never, ever, ever Leeds. Never. Ever.

Freak.

What are you talking about? Saints didn't build Stoneham. Don't worry about it. I reckon they never will now.

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There is no football ground for Southampton Football club at Stoneham. It's made up. It's not there. It's made up.

I didn't even remember the question. Making up a stadium. Making up an attendance. Making up a season ticket sale. Making up a non waiting list. Making up a false choice. This is not evidence of a strong case of anything. So you've convinced me. I change my answer to definitely yes. Definitely.

I answered it. You made up another pointless one. The answer to that one is no.

I answered it you tedious p r ick.

No idea. You were blathering on about us playing at Stoneham which we never have and never will. Pointless, see?

Since when was thirty quid fifty quid?

More likely than us playing at stoneham which never happened and never did happen. And its a thread called Five Year Plan not "imagine the last twelve years as if we were playing at Stoneham". Any chance you're going to answer my hypothetical?

Since when was thirty quid fifty quid?

Not really two of those games would likely be on Sky or ESPN. There is also a recession on.

Not going answer mine then? I've answered your question about Stoneham. We don't play at Stoneham.

How about we deal in reality. I've done your hypothetical. Or lets just hypothetical each other to death. What if Cortese announces a flat £50 per ticket for man woman and child next season. We average 27k as a result. We sell out twice. Following season we average 27k again at 55 quid a ticket. Then do we need 40,000 seats? See. Pointless hypotheticals.

That is an appalling question. In a stadium that size 19k would be maxing out so I would support expansion. The max out level at SMS would be something like 25k which I am pretty sure we haven't done yet. Terrible question but there's your answer.

Remind me. I'm on tapatalk and the posts aren't numbered.