Sunglasses Ron

This could end up being truly horrible.

What did the poor U21s do to deserve him?

100%. It basically ended two months after it started, which is fucking depressing.

Absolute pish, what a bunch of losers.

What we give with one hand, we take with many others.

Sounds so easy! 😃

Derby fans everywhere be sweating right now...

Bloody prolific is Taul Paul, two goals in three games (and two years)!

Surely even we can manage at least a point now!?

YEEEEEESSSSS! TP!

It might not be an actual scar, but who the f@ck would be anything other than gutted having our name associated with such failure?

Very good! 😄 I was thinking earlier how utterly awful the end of season 'lap of appreciation' would be like (the one two seasons ago was really bad), but this is a very nice scenario. Alternatively, it doesn't happen, we get the unwanted record and the club provide us with rotten fruit to pelt them with.

Both injury time goals in the 9-0s were proper kicks in the nuts.

Maybe for the rest of the season we could put on a historic match against the same opposition and just comment on that instead? It's Ipswich next, so we could maybe watch the 1-3 win in 2001/2 when Chris Marsden scored that Messi-like goal?

That will be a fun one, when they come here in a few weeks and completely destroy us.

Agreed, and make the lines thicker so any ambiguity is eliminated.

Saints 1, Newcastle 2, VAR 2

But we can still have Saints crest on the pies right?

And to think we still have 14 more matches to go...

We are utter trash.

When can't this season just fuck off and die.

What's the opposite of the invincible? I suppose we should be glad that we've at least won a game this season to avoid such a fate.

Newcastle beat Sheffield United 8-0 away last season I think, so wonder if they can surpass that. This is hopefully the bit where we now win and I look stupid (please!).

Forever in their shadow if I recall correctly?

I've always said that being a Saints fan is a really great way to appreciate at an early stage that life is rarely easy and often full of disappointment. I genuinely think this helped prepare me for my journey into adulthood and the many challenges that have followed.