Sunglasses Ron

Yes, but only because the sphere of his positive influence was still in effect. The people he helped put in place carried on his good work for a good few years after we lost him.

Yes, but only because Leicester fans are probably saying the same. We’re so bad, we’ll probably both contrive to lose our game against each other.

… until we appoint a third one of course.

Fuck off you bunch of fucking cunts.

Nothing says ‘we’re dogshit’ quite like the way this half has gone.

Gah! 😕

He’s fucking trash.

Yup, at least we felt the blood in our veins for a little while again.

Formality mate, it’s all over!

Don’t forget that wonder manager Rooney got them into that mess, but they appear to have found someone who has immediately improved them.

Sat here watching Plymouth putting in a good account of themselves against Man City and wondering why the fuck we can’t have the shape, tactics and basic desire they are showing.

Maybe if we somehow find two points to match Derby's record points total, the club shop could sell a half-and-half scarf for us to all buy! 😄

It's ok, I get it. Unfortunately, I think the club have alienated supporters so much that even good-natured moves like this are a bit of a red rag to a bull at the moment. All we want it to see some heart and fu@king effort on the pitch. When that happens they can start asking us for more of our hard-earned money.

It was only worn twice too wasn't it as we got knocked out at the first hurdle. Not iconic, not particularly nice and definitely not worth £50.

I swear this club is trying to wind us up on purpose. I guess sales of the crappy current kits have absolutely tanked.

Truro City reserves would beat us I reckon.

Sigh, such negativity. If we win all of our last 11 games, we will end up with 42 points. Just imagine the scenes when Tall Paul bangs in a hat-trick against Arsenal on the final day of the season.

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In layman’s terms, does this mean we’re fucking shit?

What I don't get is how unsuccessful he's been at keeping us tighter defensively. We've conceded 24 goals in 9 league games since he took over, which is absolutely mental. Surely the first job was to make us hard to beat and build from there? We could probably have surpassed Derby's 11 points just with some scrappy draws or sneaky 1-0s, but right now we look like getting absolutely battered every game.

Forest give four goals away in 11 minutes in desperate attempt to look like us. Hopefully Isak doesn't score an even quicker hat-trick than Mane!

Oh contraire, that will be our cup final. A full house will roar us on to a famous victory that sees us clinch the non record low points tally. Pitch invasions, commemorative scarfs, open top bus processions, the lot.

Go back to sleep, seriously.

There’s no escape, muwahahahaha!

I’m bored so have just worked out that it would take us about five years to amass the same number of points as Liverpool currently have. You’re welcome.