Sunglasses Ron

Well done lads, closing in on 8 home defeats in a row. That’s some effort!

They’re bad, but they’re not us bad.

What’s that? 7 home defeats in a row?

Fuck off…

1-2!

Best advice is to bin our lot off and watch a small, local club in a tiny ground. Perhaps Bournemouth? Oh wait. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Have you not witnessed the work of our recruitment team? They basically sign players after a night out on the town, realise they’re shite, then bin them off after a few games.

This could end up being truly horrible.

What did the poor U21s do to deserve him?

100%. It basically ended two months after it started, which is fucking depressing.

Absolute pish, what a bunch of losers.

What we give with one hand, we take with many others.

Sounds so easy! 😃

Derby fans everywhere be sweating right now...

Bloody prolific is Taul Paul, two goals in three games (and two years)!

Surely even we can manage at least a point now!?

YEEEEEESSSSS! TP!

It might not be an actual scar, but who the f@ck would be anything other than gutted having our name associated with such failure?

Very good! 😄 I was thinking earlier how utterly awful the end of season 'lap of appreciation' would be like (the one two seasons ago was really bad), but this is a very nice scenario. Alternatively, it doesn't happen, we get the unwanted record and the club provide us with rotten fruit to pelt them with.

Both injury time goals in the 9-0s were proper kicks in the nuts.

Maybe for the rest of the season we could put on a historic match against the same opposition and just comment on that instead? It's Ipswich next, so we could maybe watch the 1-3 win in 2001/2 when Chris Marsden scored that Messi-like goal?

That will be a fun one, when they come here in a few weeks and completely destroy us.

Agreed, and make the lines thicker so any ambiguity is eliminated.

Saints 1, Newcastle 2, VAR 2

But we can still have Saints crest on the pies right?