Sunglasses Ron

Both nailed on to have world-beating performances! 1-0 Sheffield Wednesday (Valery in the 80th minute), you heard it here first! 😅

Ahh yes, two weeks time not one. Knowing our luck, they’ll get taken over by a billionaire, sign the best available free transfers from around the world and then thump us!

We have Sheffield Wednesday at home next weekend. Let’s see how we can contrive a new way to fuck things up and not win.

Add in the ridiculous decision to 'award' Jack Stephens with a 3-year contract (how's that working out?) and you have the calamitous situation that we now find ourselves in. I personally think we will eventually reach the heights of mid-table obscurity, but only because we'll cope with the strain of mid-season injuries / suspensions better than others (who don't have the luxury of being able to bring the likes of Damion Downs off the bench). These really are gloomy times for this club.

What a goal from Downs!!!!!!!! Kidding!

It’s not cursed, it’s just shit. Run by a bunch of clowns who think they’re smarter than everyone else.

Fucking cursed or fucking shit?

Can’t say I blame anyone for not turning up. What is it, two home wins in a year?

I feel a mere explanation simply won’t do it justice, so I present it in three key images. 1. Ball comes to him from long; 2. Ball hits him (possibly in the nuts, but let’s do him a solid and say he did well to hold off his man and receive with the thigh); and 3. In one fluid motion the ball gets laid off to Azaz, who in turn sets up Fellows for our near winner. In summary, we have lift off and this is hopefully the first of many more successful passes.

But WHAT A PASS that was!

Ipswich and Norwich currently showing the nation how a derby should be properly played. Vastly more entertaining than the garbage we served up recently.

Booooooooo!

Thumbs down for Downs and Downes.

Same at Sheffield United, that worked out ok!

How the fuck are we now ‘only’ 4 points from 2nd?

I feel all funny!

This club continues to find new ways to suck the joy out of football for us all.

Fucking terrible, as usual.

Hard to believe we’re still measuring Saints wins in months (rather than weeks or days) in this league.

Gah, all over.

And there it is FFS!

Goooooallll!

How’s Nessy doing?

In fairness, he looks as surprised as we are!

Oh no, thought it was going to be a full blown meltdown. Still time!