Sunglasses Ron

Can we please have an edition of this on the Blackburn defeat? "So I put our fifth choice defender into midfield and...".

You can't help but feel that the club have taken notice of Sunderland with Granit Xhaka and thought "we need a bit of that".

Yup, been happening for a while and a pretty cowardly way to go about things. Do they honestly think not mentioning things makes the reality go away? Just more evidence of the dreadful way the place is being run.

This club, honestly, what a fucking disgrace. A shambles from top to bottom. What a miserable experience it’s been supporting us for the best part of the last 10 years.

Gruesome times at St Mary’s.

We’ve had Halloween, now for the main horror show!

The last game I went to was Stoke at home in 2024, which was one of the worst displays I've ever seen by a Saints side (and that's quite something). To be fair, I'd consider going again soon if only to vent my fury at the inept owners, managers and players, who are all absolute c@nts.

Will be nice to starting winning games every week…

There’s no joy anymore, just misery and anger.

Think this is curtains for you Will my friend. I enjoyed the Nintendo videos, and we’ll always have Wrexham at home to cherish, but time to move on dude.

Fucking wankers!

Have you seen Option B? 😅

Scienza has the potential to be a modern Matt Le Tissier, adding flare to an otherwise mundane team and giving us fans something to get excited about.

Take Archer off and get Downs on FFS!

You know you're watching Saints right? This is what we do.

Let the disappointment commence!

Both nailed on to have world-beating performances! 1-0 Sheffield Wednesday (Valery in the 80th minute), you heard it here first! 😅

Ahh yes, two weeks time not one. Knowing our luck, they’ll get taken over by a billionaire, sign the best available free transfers from around the world and then thump us!

We have Sheffield Wednesday at home next weekend. Let’s see how we can contrive a new way to fuck things up and not win.

Add in the ridiculous decision to 'award' Jack Stephens with a 3-year contract (how's that working out?) and you have the calamitous situation that we now find ourselves in. I personally think we will eventually reach the heights of mid-table obscurity, but only because we'll cope with the strain of mid-season injuries / suspensions better than others (who don't have the luxury of being able to bring the likes of Damion Downs off the bench). These really are gloomy times for this club.

What a goal from Downs!!!!!!!! Kidding!

It’s not cursed, it’s just shit. Run by a bunch of clowns who think they’re smarter than everyone else.

Fucking cursed or fucking shit?

Can’t say I blame anyone for not turning up. What is it, two home wins in a year?

I feel a mere explanation simply won’t do it justice, so I present it in three key images. 1. Ball comes to him from long; 2. Ball hits him (possibly in the nuts, but let’s do him a solid and say he did well to hold off his man and receive with the thigh); and 3. In one fluid motion the ball gets laid off to Azaz, who in turn sets up Fellows for our near winner. In summary, we have lift off and this is hopefully the first of many more successful passes.