Sunglasses Ron

Oh God, do we have bother with today? Can’t we just pull a sickie or something?

Can surely only be his epic highlights reel...

Oh yes, this was only about a 5 out of 10 on the laughing stock scale (Brentford definitely a solid 9 I'd say). Fact is though, that's it's not normal to be winning a game going into the last ten minutes and end up losing 3-1.

It’s pretty special how on 80 minutes we were coming out of that game with nothing but credit, yet somehow still managed to be a bit of a laughing stock come full time.

This was basically this season’s version of the 3-3 draw with Arsenal in 2023. Any normal team would have secured at least a point, but we’re no ordinary team are we. As a poster above said, it’s in our DNA to completely collapse in these types of situation.

Stepped down or told to leave?

Shocking play there!

Russel Martin would be proud of their nonsensical attempt at defending.

He strikes me as being their version of Puel. Overall, not very good on first impression, but things could probably get much worse without him?

At least we still have a few positive records as well (fastest ever goal and fastest ever hat-trick). These give me some comfort in the face of the current misery.

What a fucking dismal season. 19 games played > 6 (SIX) points!

Even Mike Dean on Sky called it as a foul.

Let’s fill the social media feeds with this at full time…

Respect to you. Can see the club announcing a stadium reduction next week now.

You can keep the 10-0 thanks, that would be utterly unbearable. Surely he’s gone now regardless?

Bloody wrong numbers!

Calm down lads, it’s not as bad as you think…

Will this be Maddison’s second 9-0 against us?

How sad that we probably need this to happen to force the change we know we require. It’s a heavy price to pay for the right outcome.

We’ve had some proper awful nights at St Mary’s over the years. This one is right up there with the worst. Absolute fucking disgrace.

What a sack of fucking shite, yet again. 9-0 watch is firmly on.

This is one of the worst, and most overused, quotes used by football fans. As someone who runs a lot, I don’t even agree with it. Practice makes perfect and all of that!

I got Copilot to have a go for you. Probably not far off for Sports Republic actually!

More often than that, we're 'Southampton nil points', whether home or away.

Pretty mad how good the attendances are, all things considered. I remember the Branfoot days where a few Premier League games in the 93/94 season only had about 9,000 at The Dell (a cup game with Shewsbury only had about 5,000).