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Der...! Yes, we all would. But we don't have much chance of getting any 'tangible footballing achievement' until we have a new board and a new manager in. So, what have we learned? We are where we are - talking about hypothetical managerial appointments, until one is made.

There's always one Phil - well, two actually - The9 and Portland Wilfred. You can't please everyone. Apparently the arguments against are "much and varied", although of course neither can come up with any of substance, or based on fact.

You're all alone! (well, you have The9 for company). Again, refer back to his record on promotions... and the excitement this mere rumour alone has generated should surely tell you something about his ability to galvanise a club.

Just heard those - which one? One made a good point for all those saying he'll walk if things go badly - we're bottom of League 1 with -10 points, how much worse can things get?!!!

And in that one season, Fulham ran away with the league managing 101 points. One hundred and one points. Think about that for a minute. We'll see if this pans out or not, but thankfully your glass-half-empty mentality is firmly in the minority. Bring on King Kev and let the good times roll!!!! PS For the record, I also think he managed Man City in the 3rd tier too when they went up. PPS SSN just mentioned he'd got every club he'd managed up in his first full season... (where promotion was possible of course).

Absolutely right - he will give us massive profile in a league where you are all too often forgotten. Bring back Kev!

Funny, I had a dream (nightmare) last night that Dennis Wise was going to be our new manager - getting King Kev on board would at least make that a non-starter! Others have said it, but I would love it, absolutely love it if KK came aboard.

We have a winner!

Always nice to start with a nice quiet one! Should guarantee be a big gate though.

Okay, nothing to do with Saints, but bl00dy funny nonetheless, check it out... I guess you could subtitle it to reflect us/Rupert...

Trying out Rupert's comfy office chair perhaps?

Ronaldo McDonaldo you mean?

Look, I know I said make them "outrageous", but let's keep some sense of sanity... tchh...

To help with the inertia and ease some Sunday boredom, I am herby starting a "scurrilous rumour" thread about our new board and new management team. Bear in mind there is absolutely no requirement to base anything in fact (I haven't), actually, the more outrageously unrealistic the better. Let Fantasy Football begin... So, I hear that the money man behind our move IS actually Paul Allen!! He has kept a watching brief on our progress (or lack of it!) since his last contact with the club (when Jim Hone told him to "shove yer dirty American money where the sun don't shine son!" - thinking it was Lee Hoos on a wind-up). Allen plans to provide the club with a war chest of £100m, to finance a return to the Premiership within 3 years, however most of this will be provided once we are back in the Champioship. SMS will be renamed "The Vulcan Astrodome". Or something. I also hear that Tony Lynam and Matt Le Tiss (CEO and Dir of Football respectively under PA) are in discussions with Louis Van Gaal and plan to snatch him away from uner the nose of Bayern Munich who had believed he was 'in the bag'. Mark Wotte may be kept on to help with putting cones out for training, collecting balls etc. More news later...

All the best to you Mark, have everything crossed for you that you get this job.

Probably get shot down for this (for them being too old) but I reckon Lee Trundle (surplus at Bristol City) would be a decent experienced buy for us. Has an excellent goalscoring record at this level. What about Gary Monk too - a bit of extra steel in defence (possibliity if Martinez moves on).

Tisdale is an old face isn't he? Albeit one that only briefly made the first team. I know little about him. Voted for Ince as I think he'll have the drive, determination and ability to take us all the way back to the top league, but whoever the new board appoint I will support (although I'll be bitterly disappointed if they just stick with Wotte!).

Me too - nothing Saints fans like more though than a bit of scaremongering...

What is it with all this "win ratio" bow-locks?? The only thing that matters in a relegation dog-fight is your record vs. those of your immediate rivals. On this basis, Pearson was a success, as he kept us up. Wotte was a failure, as he took us down. End of.

... or we could all multilaterally put him on "ignore". He only keeps going as we all rise to the bait.

Sod that, we'd be happy to see our Chairman playing!

Your delusion is now entering into the "David Icke" realms. Best to zip it for a while I'd say and give yourself a bit of a rest (a la Susan Boyle)...

Sadly reflective of the limited ambition of those who have grown up in the "Lowe years"...

Erm, because he kept us up... (and at least had organisation, authority and the fans behind him). Clear now?

Not sure I've ever heard such flawed logic... Leave the current incumbent to it - who wasn't well qualified for the job in the first place, was complicit in our failure, was actually at the helm when we went down (with as dispirited and disorganised a team as I have seen in 40+ years as a Saints fan) - because, erm, well he's in the job already and knows which players we have; oh and he'll be easier to get rid of when he fails. Erm, OK... So, by the same token should we call back Rupert Lowe and Michael Wilde too since they "know how to run the club"?! Please, get real - there is ample time for an experienced manager to suss out who we need to keep / who we don't and identify transfer targets. In fact, I'd be amazed if we didn't already have someone lined up - and you can be sure Matty will be giving his view on our squad and potential targets. This should be one of the most exciting phases in the club's history - despite where we are, we get to "start over". In fact, scratch that, it WILL BE one of the most exciting phases... and you want to keep the guy in charge now (I won't go over his record again) because there isn't enough time to for someone new to come in? Please... you even have 19 Canteen agreeing with you - now that really should start alarm bells ringing!!!