Saint Keef

P&O Cruises have just removed their shirt sponsorship. They thought Southampton was on a coastal town. Meanwhile one of their ships has just docked.....in Leicester.

Probably a good move for everyone at this stage and I wish him well. Will always remember his goal v WBA in the play-off semi final at St Mary's and his through ball for Armstrong's goal in the final. Two of my happiest days as a Saints fan, so if for nothing else, thanks for those Will. and best wishes.

Ten Hag sacked after two league games at Bayer Leverkusen A Bundesliga record! Three ex-Man U managers now sacked this week. Might their current one join that list? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cd7y19095rno

I know very little about contract law (well....nothing actually), but one would assume that Glasgow Rangers have protected themselves somewhat in their contract with Russell Martin. That... 1) If, after two months, the aforementioned Mr Russell Martin has shown himself to be totally out of his depth and utterly inept at his job 2) Has alienated just about everybody on the blue side of Glasgow, whilst at the same time, causing much mirth and delight to the green side 3) Has failed to win a single game in the Scottish Premiership against so-called inferior opponents 4) Has shown himself to be an utter knob of the highest degree 5) Has shown signs that he is more interested in ranges of hair products, than in the fitness of the squad members 6) Has used the same disastrous tactics as used in his previous tenure as a coach (you poor, poor Southampton supporters - we are feeling your pain) and is incapable of playing in any other style 7) Is likely to finish tenth or thereabouts, in what is traditionally a two-horse race Has purchased his own extra large bus, in order that he can throw the entire team under it Then we, Glasgow Rangers (who were totally taken in by his hipster bullshit) can relieve him of his duties and not pay him a single Scottish pound.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c7vlzjd3nero Apologies if already mentioned on here, but is that the £28m they'd earmarked for Dibling?

He spoke of players having problems with their ego's. Hey Russ, if you want to see what a real ego looks like, next time you're passing a mirror, stop and take a look. Actually he probably doesn't need much encouragement to do that.

I see Mad Nate's at it again. Embarrassing in the extreme. "Nurse, he's out of bed again".

Not sure which thread to post this into, but I thought our friend Turkish might be interested in the BBC title of this article....... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cly4n430knpo What is going on Turkish? Cheers

PASSIVE? PASSIVE? How can you say that? I am on the verge of writing an extremely strongly worded letter to SR......or maybe I'll leave it a couple of weeks and see how things pan out.

Who is this 60 year old Dad and is he any good? Perhaps HCDAJFU

I wouldn't put him in charge of the the burger/chip van opposite St Mary's. He's somehow manage to fuck that up. "I ordered a burger.....and this is a sausage" 0-3 Bournemouth by the way.

If that doesn't work Whitey, we can always put the buckets over our heads and then we won't have to watch.

Those of us old enough to remember.....Saints fans putting their hands in their pockets and putting money in buckets, to help try and save Bournemouth when they were on the skids and looked like they were going out of business. Okay, Saints fans, it's PAYBACK time! .......anyone got a spare bucket they don't need?

It's surely only a matter of time before the clueless hierarchy running this shit show, look around them and go "Oooooh look. Wayne Rooney's out of work. We've heard of him. Didn't he used to be a good footballer? Let's see if he wants to be our coach". It really wouldn't surprise me. Fuck me......I hope I haven't put any ideas in their heads.

NURSE!!!! He's out of bed again!