Saint Keef

The bloke is a living, breathing genius. Sorry - WRONG THREAD. Russell Martin on the other hand is a self-serving, egotistical (extremely rich - due to his various dismissals) annoying twat. I sincerely hope he stays as manager, as I don't think I could stomach him as a pundit on SKY (and you just know it would happen). It's bad enough putting up with the likes of Carragher (or "Mute the TV Carragher" as he is known in my house). Plus, if Saints have a bad day, there's always the RM thread to brighten the day.

It's an old saying I know. The grass isn't always greener....it's just a different shade of green.

Here follows, my detailed match report. Leicester City 0 Oxford United 4 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Brave! Think I might go over to their chats for a few minutes.

Bye mate. Thanks for.......um.....uh........oh never mind.

I read somewhere that since gaining promotion with us, he has won TWO competetive matches.

He probably said "I badly want to play" as opposed to "I want to play baldy" and it got totally misinterpreted.

RM just been interviewed prior to Ipswich v Leicester. Q "What are you hoping to see after Saturday?" Here is RM's reply "Some joy, some energy, some passion, some fight (and wait for it folks, here it comes) some bravery". It's like a broken record.

Left or right one? Either would be painful 😬

He doesn't need to shout from the touchline. The unblinking, fixed "stare of death" is enough to get his message across.😲

Yeah, I agree and that went well for him....NOT. When we got promoted I really think it was despite him, not because of him. Unfortunately for him he has over acheived in the buisness of bullshit and seriously under acheived in the business of football management.

My money's on Gibson

Once again, the BBC are all over this like a fucking rash. They do love a bit of controvesy. However their so-called researchers didn't seem to be able to find out that the legend, who was Kevin Keegan, played 80 times for Saints. Sorry chaps - needed to get that off my chest. Cheers.

"We've been watching him for a long time" said spokesman for Southampton, Will Salt.

30 seconds after this, still hungry, and having given the pitch-side diners a big clue, 4 of them ordered 'rice'.

It was evident to me that after only 9 minutes into the World Cup, South Africa had studied carefully, the 'Big Russball Book of Tactics'. Page 1 - Be Brave! Page 2 - Playing out from the back Page 3 - The fine art of tippy-tappy football Page 4 - Fail and repeat Page 5 - The End.