Saint Keef

Boro are playing "The Victim Card" to such an extent, I wouldn't be surprised to see Liverpool FC step in and sue Boro for "out victiming" them.

The food outlets on the concourse could offer 'DELICIOUS ALL STEAK (OUT) PUKKA SPIES)'

Oh when our spies go marching in Oh when our spies go marching in I want to be in that hedgerow Oh when our spies go marching in

Right! That's the last time I'm going dogging in Middlesbrough.

When I was diagnosed as being colour blind, it hit me like a bolt out of the purple!

Got mine this morning, but the cheeky bastards insisted I buy the membership for me and the missus, before it gave me access, despite lots of games already attended this season. Still, at least we've got membership now for the FA Cup Final and should we need it for the play-off final as well. £90 seats still seem to be available - lower tier. ....but you obviously need to be a member. See you all there. COYS

If it hasn't been said already, it occurs to me, we may be relying on "Agent Gav Baz" to keep Millwall out at Stoke tomorrow night.........Oh!

Whilst on the subject of new terminology, I think, although I'm not sure, that what used to be called an 'interception' is now a 'transition'. Am I right? Answers on a postcard please.....that's if there are still things called postcards. Many thanks.

P&O Cruises have just removed their shirt sponsorship. They thought Southampton was on a coastal town. Meanwhile one of their ships has just docked.....in Leicester.

Probably a good move for everyone at this stage and I wish him well. Will always remember his goal v WBA in the play-off semi final at St Mary's and his through ball for Armstrong's goal in the final. Two of my happiest days as a Saints fan, so if for nothing else, thanks for those Will. and best wishes.

Ten Hag sacked after two league games at Bayer Leverkusen A Bundesliga record! Three ex-Man U managers now sacked this week. Might their current one join that list? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cd7y19095rno

I know very little about contract law (well....nothing actually), but one would assume that Glasgow Rangers have protected themselves somewhat in their contract with Russell Martin. That... 1) If, after two months, the aforementioned Mr Russell Martin has shown himself to be totally out of his depth and utterly inept at his job 2) Has alienated just about everybody on the blue side of Glasgow, whilst at the same time, causing much mirth and delight to the green side 3) Has failed to win a single game in the Scottish Premiership against so-called inferior opponents 4) Has shown himself to be an utter knob of the highest degree 5) Has shown signs that he is more interested in ranges of hair products, than in the fitness of the squad members 6) Has used the same disastrous tactics as used in his previous tenure as a coach (you poor, poor Southampton supporters - we are feeling your pain) and is incapable of playing in any other style 7) Is likely to finish tenth or thereabouts, in what is traditionally a two-horse race Has purchased his own extra large bus, in order that he can throw the entire team under it Then we, Glasgow Rangers (who were totally taken in by his hipster bullshit) can relieve him of his duties and not pay him a single Scottish pound.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c7vlzjd3nero Apologies if already mentioned on here, but is that the £28m they'd earmarked for Dibling?

He spoke of players having problems with their ego's. Hey Russ, if you want to see what a real ego looks like, next time you're passing a mirror, stop and take a look. Actually he probably doesn't need much encouragement to do that.

I see Mad Nate's at it again. Embarrassing in the extreme. "Nurse, he's out of bed again".