Saint Keef

Left or right one? Either would be painful 😬

He doesn't need to shout from the touchline. The unblinking, fixed "stare of death" is enough to get his message across.😲

Yeah, I agree and that went well for him....NOT. When we got promoted I really think it was despite him, not because of him. Unfortunately for him he has over acheived in the buisness of bullshit and seriously under acheived in the business of football management.

My money's on Gibson

Once again, the BBC are all over this like a fucking rash. They do love a bit of controvesy. However their so-called researchers didn't seem to be able to find out that the legend, who was Kevin Keegan, played 80 times for Saints. Sorry chaps - needed to get that off my chest. Cheers.

"We've been watching him for a long time" said spokesman for Southampton, Will Salt.

30 seconds after this, still hungry, and having given the pitch-side diners a big clue, 4 of them ordered 'rice'.

It was evident to me that after only 9 minutes into the World Cup, South Africa had studied carefully, the 'Big Russball Book of Tactics'. Page 1 - Be Brave! Page 2 - Playing out from the back Page 3 - The fine art of tippy-tappy football Page 4 - Fail and repeat Page 5 - The End.

That's good news, if true.

I don't know, but I'm assuming Romeu will be leaving. And again, I don't know, but assume that he has been a role-model and mentor for some of the younger players in the squad, although he didn't get many minutes on the pitch. He clearly thinks highly of Saints. I would say JWP could fill that role and we'd probably get more minutes on the pitch from him, even if he isn't always first choice. I'm generally not a fan of players "going back", but it seems to me this would be a good fit. I also see Jiminez has left Fulham and gone back to Wolves. I wonder where that leaves Adam Armstrong? Obviously he's got a pretty good goal scoring record in the Championship and my guess is, Wolves will keep both Jiminez and Armstrong and that could work out well for them.

Apparently they did try an arsehole transplant, but the arsehole rejected him.

It feels about time that we had some good news. And this will be great news if we can sign him.

He could be an "unpaid" ball boy....handily placed fairly near the half-way line. (Casino - good film by the way)

I'm not a betting man, but assuming the FA don't ban Tonda (and I sincerely hope they don't) what would the odds be now, on Kim "The Loser" Hellberg losing his job next season, long before Tonda ever leaves Saints? If so, watch the whinging Boro lot blame us for that as well. You can just imagine the chat at the breakfast tables (if indeed they eat off tables?) around Middlesbrough if it were to happen..... "Tha fookin' southern scum cheatin' fookin' bastards broke....I say broke, that poor fookin' man, I tell ya'.....like.....pet. Me tears are makin' me fookin' cornflakes soggy like....pet."

Probably not, but could it be the timing of his retirement announcement has coincided with our current situation? Interim? Stop-gap?