Robsk II

I'm not sure youth is a persuasion, as such.

Ah, good point. Let's go with p*ss, because the other possibilities would perhaps be less acceptable.

I never understand people like you. Also people that find it hard to **** at urinals. What is that about!?

Was that in the terraces?

I enjoyed this post.

I'd imagine so, but I don't actually recall. This really is a new low, by the way.

What is the kit?

I think I'm in. I don't know how my foot'll hold up but I reckon '**** it'.

Quite a lot of it is a dump.

Yes, I guess you're right. I was being generous. So to conclude, I'm certainly not even in the top two gingers. Or, in fact, ginger. But don't let the facts get in the way of a perfectly good lie.

I never thought we'd be in the same division as them, but then, they weren't in the league when I first knew of them, so well done D&R. Clearly a fine achievement.

Well, there's a case for the chap next to the keeper being described as such. But otherwise, that's the 'joke'.

Genuinely.

Hahaha

This is overly harsh. For a start, the short period I was carrying a bit extra was years after the infamous hat photo.

This is great.

You may have won the game, sir, but you have also lost the plot.

And he even struggles with seeing colour properly.

The Three Tuns hasn't been that way for a long, long time, if it ever was.

Michael Ball.

Junction9. What a c*nt.

People who refer to their PC as their 'rig'. Shut up and p*ss off, moron.

Never said it was about that. More.. just generally. People who own one, despite not having anyone to put in more than 2 of the seats, who never get the ****ing thing dirty. **** off.

There are still proper pubs about, but increasingly less so in cities. The Guide Dog in Inner Ave seems to have been the same for a long time, and there are others, but.. one of the best ones I can think of is probably the Cuckoo in Hamptworth. Genuinely old, and still very, very local. Perhaps a bit too much, but it's largely unspoilt by idiots. The Royal Oak at Fritham is pretty great too. Gets busy in the summer with walkers and city dwellers who needlessly possess 4x4xs, but it's still worth a go.

It means you're blind, blindy.