Robsk II

You didn't need the bold bit.

You should have guessed, colonel. Full of prime thicko idiots. Like Dune.

Also, Stu hates all ethnic minorities and people from other countries working here. Coming over here, taking our jobs, etc. Yawn.

Not sure killing him achieves anything, or makes anyone better than him. I don't believe people are born evil - don't believe in evil as such - although perhaps some are born with certain predispositions. I do entirely agree that most kids know what is right and what is wrong, (subjective anyway, let's be honest) but some certainly do not understand enough in depth the consequences of acts or what they mean. I know they set out to 'get some kid' or whatever but I'm not convinved they really knew what they were doing, what it meant. I have no intention of defending the acts - but I always advocate trying to understand rather than just kill, because if nothing else, that is more likely to prevent future barbarities more than a death sentence for 10 year old kids.

I'm not going to defend Venables, but I do think he's had an entirely f*cked up existence. What he did at 10 years old is indescribable, but I'm a firm advocate of 'blame the parents' and the life up to that point. He'd clearly already been entirely failed by everyone around him and his local authority, otherwise he wouldn not or could not have done what he did to poor JB. God knows what it's been like for him since. I'm not surprised he's ****ed up. It goes without saying that the family of JB were in a more terrible situation in the conventional sense, but I find the whole affair to be one sad thing after another for all concerned.

Stu, you are actually a bit weird. Seriously. It's fun to take the **** out of you; I generally assume you're far more normal and less of a c*nt than it seems... but sometimes I see glimpses of something equally bizarre and tragic through your cyber=veil of ****e.

The size of my *****? No. I'm pretty content with it, thanks.

Your mum does.

he he. Baj isn't shy. Not sure they'd get much in renewal fees, though.

I couldn't care less, to be honest. If some individuals from that group nick things, sell dodgy goods, dump things inappropriately etc etc - then I condemn it, of course. Yet the same applies to people doing that from any group.

Also - I'm pretty sure that society and sexual liberation have made big changes. The Greeks valued smaller ****s as being more perfect. The idea of it being about womens pleasure, in a sort of mass cultural idea way, and particularly about size, is relatively new. I'm sure there has always been something to it, but on a purely breeding level, I'd imagine that hunting / fighting prowess, intelligence, general physical appearance etc have had more sway over the gene pool than schlong size.

So that chart says the avg is about 5.5"? A girl at work said this too, but I've also heard anything from 5 to 6.5 as being the mean. I suppose it's very difficult to get a conclusive, ahem, measure, what with exxagerations, different people putting themselves in to tests, etc. I know there is natural variety, and I know most men are much of a muchness, according to those results above - but I honestly think having a small one - genuinely, indisputably small one - must be really awful in the environment within which mean live these days. 20 years ago it was all about how the media has damaged women, body image etc - but I think it's swung back the other way a bit, because if you look at sex in the city, Hollywood films etc, some of the content is actually hugely insensitive to men, or overtly promoting an unrealistic ideal - and about some things that are surely more damaging to guys than just saying 'be slim' was to women.

There's that classic picture of some ubergeek fat guy around.. Alpine, anyone?

Dune, if they bother you, there is one way to ensure it never happens again. Now, I'm not in to killing things, but the natural kingdom is sometimes a hard and brutal place. Sometimes tough choices must be made, and one animal must die so that another might live. So did you consider shooting yourself instead? That way, the superior creature can survive.

It's all a conspiracy. SaintsWeb is a front for Russian spies, and Baj is Barry Bulsara.

And the mods can be a bit odourous.

Ah, the usual lack of perspective, common sense or objectivity. Anyone who is 100% against unions in any form or situation is clearly a ****ing idiot. The same, however, applies to union leaders who fail to see necessity for cuts to be made in some areas. Clearly, cuts are often made in stupid ways or places, but, whether or not they like the system as it stands, our economy needs stabilising. Of course, there are other ways to do this than just target public sectors indiscriminately and so on.. taxing the stupidly rich, for one, or making banks foot much of the bill for the crisis they made - but clearly those things aren't going to happen under a Tory government.

It's good to have an update about you, what you think, and your plans for next season. Sticky, mods? The life of Stu?

Leave stevegrsnt alone. He clearly actually has put a lot of work into this, so it's ****ing stupid to take the ****.

Not the best place to point this out.

I've burned no bridges, never a good move, though doing a poo on some people's desks is quite tempting. It went as expected, my immediate manager knew it was coming anyway. Worked with him closely for 5 years so you know. He's a bit gutted, to be honest, and I think he'll go soon too. They couldn't offer me anything else because it's public sector, stupid constraints etc. They looked into what they could do to offer me a package that would keep me, but it wasn't easily possible, and it's time for a change anyway. I've got some definite things I could go for, and some others I will apply for. Failing that, i might just **** off for a while.

Did mine Friday.

I second this idea, actually. I used the blue default version before, because A) I sometimes have a peek in places where I vaguely shouldn't and B) I found it easier on the eye, generally. The design of the new version is just fine, but I'd prefer to be using a more neutral palette, you know?

Yes, I thought it looked familiar, too. My parents own that spitting image book too!