JohnnyFartPants

If wanna? Did you just rush that answer because you thought it was really witty, then got it wrong?

To Stanley, Wotte keeping us up would be like the liver he received to be able to live belonging to that bell ringing pompey fan, although the upside would of course be that the bell ringer was no more.

Is the definition of good, "Look how much of a tit I just made of myself"?

I am confused now. Did you just speak about yourself in the third person?

I hope you are right to be honest. Lowe is no longer the future of this club and better days will return once he has gone. Why you seem to think I am a Lowe "Luvviee" is beyond me. It doesn't mean that I have totally different views to you merely because I take the micky out of you. I just do it because you make it so easy.

I think that is the very point of hypothetical questions. They allow us to place ourselves in situations however unlikely and still manage to come to a decision as to what we would do/like/expect etc. Fair enough, you would have to be more than a cardboard cut-out one trick pony to manage this, but I did think it was somewhere inside you. Obviously not.

Something about blood in stones and trying to get it out springs to mind.

You're always right, not your always right, and yes, I am.

You seem a tad rattled.

Firstly, prove the wages thing about Wotte earning more than Pearson. Oh, you can't. Secondly, I am not having a dig I am simply asking a question. You answered a question about what you would want by saying what Lowe (in your opinion) would do. I was only after clarity. Thirdly, if you want to call me something then learn to spell the word first. I refer you to your alternative spelling of both bully and farty. Any chance you could now go back and answer it properly?

I would be really pleased if your life could amount to such.

Yes but without the apostrophe it is an entirely different word and meaning.

Bride and groom, best man and the parents plus bridesmaids.

If a tree falls on Stanley in a forest and nobody sees it, is that was is called "a result."?

Are you sure about that. Stanley is up in arms with Lowe having a holiday let alone getting Wotte married and sending him away for a fortnight.

Is "were" now a shortened version of we will? I always thought it was we'll.

Listen to you. Yeah, big cheers from me too, serious stuff this. If i didn't know/thought I knew that those two names might be the same person, then my life wouldn't be complete, so a heart felt thanks from me too.

You weren't asked what you thought Lowe would do, but what you would want. Are you a bit obsessed?

It would appear that you can now add "The Beast" to this list.

So if the principle of the youth works with a new manager and we go on to win the rest of our games and totally turn our season around, you think it would still be best to get rid of him because Lowe had a hand in it?

He looks in good health so I think he will see the year out.

A conspiracy theory perhaps? Can't see it as that never happens on here.

That's what I mean. This all started with us being told that she was led to Bethlehem by Joseph and that she was above criticism and all the time she has been stealing our drink and keeping her legs crossed. Corbett out!!

I know what I want her to be drinking in my sordid imagination, and what she is wearing. She calls me a cute nickname too.

Is she well fit this Mary sort?