Kadeem Hardison

The image I have is of a Romanian orphanage.

I would just like to point out that thos people who paid £5 to avoid adverts are really mssing out. I have picked up plenty of bargains so far, met lots of hot girls who want to have sex in my area, and my penis has been enlarged by a full 2cm.

£5 is nearly a week's wages to me.

If I was your friend, we could have coffee together here and talk about how useless men are. We should definitely do this. Definitely.

Your kind words are appreciated.

Why were you videoing a steward push your daughter over?

Looks to me like a man who very much likes seeing his own name in print.

Apparently he took away free milk for the players at half time.

He smells nice. You can't hate someone who smells nice.

I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. People forget that traders still need access to DixONS.

Brilliant. Who needs Catherine Tate with comedy like this?

What did you think about the pedestrianisation of the city centre?

If Cardiff City Council spent less money translating what few signs they have into a dead language, they'd be able to pay for more signs to point you out of their Godforsaken city. Also, I had to get directions from a Cardiff fan with Wotsits in his teeth and round the corners of his mouth. That country.

2:35pm, just after his dentist appointment.

I got some French bloke in a stripey jumper and sunglasses.

I would rather not go Back to the old Facebook I would rather not go Back to the old house There's too many Bad memories Too many memories There... There... There...

I will buy it for my friendship and a handjob.

I wish people would stop lying about me being their friend. I know that I am cultural currency around here, but jumping on the Tiggs bandwagon is no way to make your name on here. I am sure you are all lovely people with lots to give, remember you are unique - you don't need to associate yourself with Tiggs to succeed in being an internet spammer. You can do it on your own, I believe in you. However, this has given me an idea. As people seem to be struggling to find the funds to sponsor my subscription - credit crunch, I totally understand guys - I have another financial plan for my membership. I am going to offer out the Tiggs name as a franchise. You may call yourself Tiggs stevo, Tiggsruu, TiggsRomseySaint, sainttiggsanui, Master Tiggs, Buzzin' Tiggs, etc for a small donation to the Tiggs subscription fund.

Or you can pay for me to have 80 logins. Pay up kippy you f*cking tightwad.

I don't really want to pay for a forum which will only ban me for just being silly, whilst ignoring more serious issues such as racism, homophobia and posting links to Buckcherry videos. It would seem a waste of money, and I am rubbish at racism. However, I am willing to let someone pay for me in exchange for a kiss. Alternatively, I am happy to become the forum's Spammer In Residence, which will mean no subscription fee and the mods will need to supply me with crisps and fizzy pop.

Why are there only about 4 posters on this forum? The REAL Muppet Show had more traffic in its hhour of existence than this place has all day. Anyone remember TRMS? What a place. They were the days, eh? So much fun, so many lols. Some classic posts on there. Then someone went and spoiled all the fun. What a spanner. Use this thread to post your favourite TRMS moments...

Which Hollyoaks babe is your favourite?

Baj, what is the cheapest way to get to Belgium please? I will be going in a week and a bit, any destination is fine.

As I only have a two posts left, I'd better say everything I need to in this one. I'll save the other for emergencies. Brilliant. Stewart Lee's new DVD is out this week. I recommend that you buy it. 'One Day Like This' by Elbow Cake. wiltshiresaint > Wiltshire Saint It hurt but I liked it. Widdrington is the only man who can take this club forward.