shirleysfc

Is it Victor?

And if he takes a couple of games to settle?

He was only in the preliminary squad, not that it really matters. http://www.skysports.com/football/news/12021/9969172/arjen-robben-replaces-robin-van-persie-as-netherlands-captain

I thought he was left out of the latest squad.

Yes

Alpine or Les Reed?

Sssssshhhhh, facts don't go down well here. Les was meant to drug him and fake his signature.

Alpine

I'm a bit meh about it all really. I used to get ****ed off when Saints lost but now it doesn't bother me. Modern football, where players want to move on after one season and agents seem to dictate moves, has lost its appeal to me. Sure, I'll continue to go to games and will enjoy it when we win, but when we lose I won't lose any sleep.

Heard anything from your pals at Spurs?

If we replace Toby with a player from Brentford this place will implode!!

Ok then, why do you think there's something in the Fonte rumour? Koeman couldn't have been clearer in his denial.

Or Caulker is going back to QPR or we're selling Yoshida or we're playing 3 at the back or Yoshida's being moved to full back or...

Keep Yoshida as LB cover and send Target on loan to a Championship team.

Lukaku's done that to much better defenders than Cedric, hence he cost £28m!!

What about Rodriguez? If you're going to include Toby in the value lost you have to include him in the value gained. And Caulker and Stekelenburg

I'd start with your maths and quickly move on to the fact you called Clyne "World class".

So Cedric, Juanmi, Rodriguez, Clasie, Caulker, Romeu and Stekelenburg have a combined market value of £15m do they Rog?

If you're going to include Toby's value in the out, you should include Rodriguez's in the in. That makes it £50m out £35m in. Edit: forgot Romeu, so that's £40m in.

Cool story Brett! What else did they say???

Haven't you been reading Alpine's posts? We got lucky last year...!

The b*stard hid it so well it took Ralph 18 months to find it...

Is this just to put the hurry up on Celtic? Or was he the no 1 target all along?