Cascadia Saint

Haha!!! That's hilarious! Good work by all there... I particularly liked:

A worthy successor to my effort.

I keep waking up in different rooms, this is like the weekend.

No danger at all. If it was homeland security, the colour would be bright green and we'd all be carrying giant bottles of water on to the plane.

He hasn't signed yet. This is the only fact there is, there has been, and may well be for evermore.

Wow, nearly spilled my drink on the trip over to the Muppet show. Meanwhile, the moderation team seems to have missed about 110 pages of complete guff. News, here's some news... http://www.examiner.com/article/southampton-finally-agree-terms-15-million-move-for-gaston-ramirez http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1139424/agent:-gaston-ramirez-move-to-southampton-is-off?cc=5901 http://www.clubcall.com/southampton/ramirez-raid-back-on-1461371.html On, Off, On. Nothing is happening. There is nothing serious to write on this thread.

Nope. One of the 3 worst in fact. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/may/10/matthew-wright-disability-slurs-tv-poll

Yikes. For the MungBean thing? Because the rest of what you said is pure sense. This site is not a news outlet, it's a forum. And despite certain people, usually an entertaining and fun one to read and be a part of. Should we separate serious 'news' threads, from open discussion ones? I know the rules about keeping on topic but NOTHING IS HAPPENING! NOTHING EVER HAPPENS UNTIL THE SIGNING IS ANNOUNCED! If we were all sat waiting in the press conference room at St Mary's for 2 weeks would we talk to each other, or sit on our hands and stare straight ahead in silence?

Exactly. They would soon get bored of hitting f5 on the official twitter feed all day and night.

About 5 to 11 at a guess, just after the echo prints it's 100 issues for tomorrow.

But then it will never update with any new posts, and the illusion of progress is half the battle.

Well, this is supposed to be the Ramirez thread, but.... okay. If I was to recommend gaston a beer or two I would start with Ninkasi Tricerahops Double IPA, and Rogue Dead Guy...

It's also the Craft Beer capital of North America! Oh, back to Ramirez. Any news, anyone?

Yes indeedy. My momentary lapse in adding a capital C, aided and abetted by my move from SoCal to Portland now makes me look like a friendly person who can't spell. Alas, we can't change our user names - even though I asked nicely. I might come back as beans on toast or something.

What's the latest on the Ramirez transfer everybody?

If that happens they could help me bury my head so I can't hear alpine.

I can see that. From all the seriousness that I see every day all over this forum. I'm off to put on a shirt and tie, I feel underdressed.

I hope you handled them with care as you carried them over to the other thread...

Okay no fun here, only a serious discussion of the fundamental lack of any news that is not appearing from anywhere. Given the club's stance on no comment until deals are signed, what then is the point of this thread?

The boobs have landed!

That train has sailed, mate.

I may want to do plenty of things with that photo.

[bANISHED BY INTERNET POLICE] Come to Southampton, Gaston! Where your every goal will be celebrated by norks, nuns, cameltoes, air hostesses, bus hostesses, weather girls and the lucky promotion lesbian santas...

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