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Ralph in odd selection shocker

So why does Ralph pick him? Every match. Lunacy.

McCarthy in goal. FFS

If that's McCarthy with confidence I'd hate to see his performances when it's 'destroyed'. If he plays we'll let in a hatful. Slightly fewer with Forster.

To be fair I think he's improved on that side of his game, and yes, he's not ideal. But he's better than the alternative - in my opinion.

Honestly think he's the worst keeper in the league. Maybe Krul just about beneath him. But it's tight. We REALLY NEED TO BUY A GOOD KEEPER

If you flip a coin for the keeper, Forster would at least catch it

That he can keep goal? Er. Yes!

Goalkeeper who can keep goal link: https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/11/22/southampton-most-likely-to-sign-boyhood-saints-fan-fight-off-prem-rivals/

Forster please, and never Walcott again. Might as well go for it as we won't keep them out at the other end. 0-0 at half time. 5-0 at full. Ralph probably safe as houses even if it was 20-0

2/10

Might be three times next Saturday…

This is really worrying. We all can

There it is again. You need help

Are you obsessed with his urinary tract too?

Yeah I’m elated that we’re shit. Are you 11?

Bed wetter

Couldn’t give a toss. You aren’t my mate.

Being bang average would be great if we were

Out celebrating. Doesn’t happen much though

Textbook fascination with people’s penises

Oh here they come. It’s alright. He’s a tactical genius

What does he do at half time? Inject them with something? Out of his depth.

McCarthy has been shit for years. Only Ralph and a few on here can’t see it. Costs us so many points. Pathetic

How else is he playing at all? He is awful, as is McCarthy. Ralph is blind