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Romeu so bad at shooting

Djenepo you pile of utter crap

5 minutes extra time. Jeez. Where from?

Keep. The. Bloody. Ball.

Twice. He’s not great. Should sell.

Ward Prowse now unable to pass to one of ours. So poor. Keep losing possession. It’s so naive.

I would take 2-2 right now

Siri, show me a shit player who’s over the hill and was only good for about 10 minutes

Slow the game down. Keep the ball. Win fouls. Waste time. Just can’t do it. Just invites pressure. And now he’s bringing Walcott on? Please no! For Tella!

In what world is Long the answer?

As in, do his job

I want him to be tactically astute and able to coach a side that can defend

Ooh. Subs apparently. Djenepo and Shane fucking Long

Is Ralph considering doing anything now? At all? Instruct players? Tactical formation? Put on a new waistcoat?

Sub by opposing manager. Our manager - um. What should I do? Out of his depth.

And there it is. Useless.

Benteke. Uh oh

This is where we should break things up. Win fouls. Do fake injuries. Waste time. Be dirty. We always seem to let the game go on. Be too fair. If it was Burnley now they’d be milking everything. Or Chelsea. Or anyone.

Can’t see it’s possible that there’s no more goals in this. Hope not But can’t see it

That was a brilliant break. From us. Wow

Keep. The. Ball.

Libramiento is a strong lad

Watch the Ralph masterclass of ‘trying to hold onto a lead’ by taking off a striker and adding a midfielder. Or ballsing up completely by bringing on Theo. we need to go for it because we just can’t defend.

Wowser

What a goal. ‘This is top left’ I said. Ralph is a genius. 😉