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McCarthy. Game over

Think you'll find Ralph picked him. And continues to. He is not good enough to keep goal for a Prem team

McCarthy 'peak ability' Uhuh

Tbh we all knew we’d lose so it’s just a case of how many. Would take 4 but think it will be 5. Perhaps 6. Goal difference may actually be important at the end of the season (not to get into Europe though)

4. It’s going to be humiliating. Their illegally signed player just scored against his old club

Ralph in odd selection shocker

So why does Ralph pick him? Every match. Lunacy.

McCarthy in goal. FFS

If that's McCarthy with confidence I'd hate to see his performances when it's 'destroyed'. If he plays we'll let in a hatful. Slightly fewer with Forster.

To be fair I think he's improved on that side of his game, and yes, he's not ideal. But he's better than the alternative - in my opinion.

Honestly think he's the worst keeper in the league. Maybe Krul just about beneath him. But it's tight. We REALLY NEED TO BUY A GOOD KEEPER

If you flip a coin for the keeper, Forster would at least catch it

That he can keep goal? Er. Yes!

Goalkeeper who can keep goal link: https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/11/22/southampton-most-likely-to-sign-boyhood-saints-fan-fight-off-prem-rivals/

Forster please, and never Walcott again. Might as well go for it as we won't keep them out at the other end. 0-0 at half time. 5-0 at full. Ralph probably safe as houses even if it was 20-0

2/10

Might be three times next Saturday…

This is really worrying. We all can

There it is again. You need help

Are you obsessed with his urinary tract too?

Yeah I’m elated that we’re shit. Are you 11?

Bed wetter

Couldn’t give a toss. You aren’t my mate.

Being bang average would be great if we were

Out celebrating. Doesn’t happen much though