DT

Great result caused again by me avoiding second half updates. I really am our secret weapon. Was Mane's final facial expression 'I told you I was good, despite the flak i get around these parts'? If so I'd send one back that could be read as 'yes. But you were a bit cacka recently.'

Pelle's bib top stands for All Day I Do Absolutely Sod-all http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160308/e4f8d2ab27abeb445c788dc28340cd39.jpg

Yes, true. Just feels like a slump given how bad we were in the last two especially. Thought we were pretty good in parts against Chelsea and were undone by a blue ref. As to Koeman I think he'd jump at the chance of Holland or perhaps Spurs when someone poaches Poch. Or even Arsenal if Wenger throws the towel in finally. You never know.

I can't help but suspect that one of the reasons for our slump in form is that Ron has told the board that he's off, and that has got through to the players. Source: absolutely none.

I'm sick of us nicking all Celtic's players. Sorry, I'll read that again. I'm sick of Liverpool nicking all our players.

All i can say is eek. No Pelle please, go all out attack as we have no defence.

Appalling performance. No passing ability, not much fight, poor tactics from Koeman and Pelle stays on for 90 minutes when my fridge could have played better. Yoshida in defence against Liverpool? Eek.

An utterly atrocious performance.

The only player in our side anywhere near capable of scoring just scored. hallelujah

Would have bet my mortgage on that corner going straight into the keeper's hands

Anyone who wants some points at the end of the season should play us. Tottenham playing us at home second from end. Get some money on them for the league.

and forster should have saved it yet again

AS i was saying. Defoe will score and they will win 1-0.

Yoshida. And still Pelle stays on. They must be having relations.

Um. Ron, you may need to do something now.

Absolutely shiit

This is shocking. What's gone wrong? Abysmal passing. No unity. Players don't seem to give a monkeys again.

Pelle hasn't even got eyes in the front of his head judging by his performances

Match of the Day editors wondering if they can give this game 0.5 seconds

Pelle remains unsubstituted. Amazing

WTF is that from Pelle? Get the new lad on.

here we go. defoe imminent scorer

Forster had to come there

what has happened to Mane? He looks tripe

They will bring on Defoe. He will score. They will win 1-0.