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Lol at the Spurs Berahino situation. Bad luck you arrogant mugs Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Except we can't have any more loans and we hate spurs

Breaking...Spurs now scouting Tyro league for reinforcements

Big watch; check Holding Shirt; check Smiling; check

Like a Virgil Touched for the very first time. Like a Vir ir ir ir gil You're welcome

That was out of the blue

BREAKING: Southampton have signed Virgil van Dijk from Celtic - #SkyDeadlineDay brought to you by @VodafoneUK snpy.tv/1JJKxYi

Hurrah. Vic? Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk

Why is that relevant? Genuine question Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Sky lady just confirmed he had his medical in London last night and should be announced today. But big question is whether we can hold on to vic. Not really... Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk

Bored of 'set to'...

Wouldn't surprise me if spurs came in for him just to **** us off Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Contracts are meaningless

Cheers CG. Hope we get him soon!

Excellent. And half Kelvin's age

Sounds promising

Joining Iceberg FC instead

Hello, Victor's agent!

We are allergic to getting in reserve keepers that are any good Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Lamela on loan to Marseille

Line in the sand does indeed indicate friction between Ron and Les etc. Suspect if we buckle Koeman will be off Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Spanish deadline day?

I quite like Lescott and think he could have been worth a go but he's a villa fan

Harry Redknapp's been doing that for years Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

An awful lot of 'I' in that article. Tells a story