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If he goes there he's a fool. And I'd lose all respect for him. He should go to arsenal. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

that sound you can hear is Harry Redknapp's old typewriter. 'Triffic news, guys. Can oi be yer new chair man pliz? I can get you loads of fings like playuz. and it is close to where i live as well. Love, Harry'

please please please

Good cup run...

I am not going to tune in in a bid to get us to win. This will be tricky

Worst. Bras. Ever.

Perhaps he said 'arse all have talked to me, absolutely no-one'. Would be a bad one to lose, especially with such a rocky keeper at the mo.

Ah! did not know that. Very good. They are such low-life

The most important thing is the St Mary's crowd's response when their idiotic north london goons start singing our song, pretending it is theirs. I suggest a chant of 'you've only got one song...and it's ours!'

Let's swap Clyne for van Persie

He is the most blatantly biased ref there is

Lovren playing for Liverpool tonight - alongside their ref, Friend.

Morgan is less replaceable than Nathaniel

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/08/chelsea-southampton-morgan-schneiderlin-nathaniel-clyne?CMP=share_btn_tw

I think we'll start brightly but importantly not score, with Pelle shanking his shots and us lumping hopeful balls to him. Then in their first attack they will capitalise on Kelv not coming off his line and go ahead. It will be Gaston, of course. We'll bring on Mane on 60 minutes to try and get something happening but too late and we'll lose 1-0. This board will go ballistic and I will continually mourn us not getting Defoe as he scores yet another worldy elsewhere. Kevin Friend will turn down a penalty in which Ward Prose has his leg actually hacked off by a fouling defender, mistaking Hull for his beloved Liverpool. Spurs will win and sing our bloody song again. I will kick the cat. OR. I will ignore the game completely and as a result we will win convincingly, Pelle getting a hat trick.

Wow. A philosopher.

He is very poor at the moment

We hardly ever win at Goodison, chaps

That pass from Tadic was utter turdd

Pen?

We are going to nab a 1-1 draw

I called it dead on. 60 minutes sub Mane. Textbook subsititutioning

Double switch apparently so hopefully mane on too

Tadic coming on. Wrong choice.

They'll bring on Mane on 60 minutes. Betcha