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He is the most blatantly biased ref there is

Lovren playing for Liverpool tonight - alongside their ref, Friend.

Morgan is less replaceable than Nathaniel

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/08/chelsea-southampton-morgan-schneiderlin-nathaniel-clyne?CMP=share_btn_tw

I think we'll start brightly but importantly not score, with Pelle shanking his shots and us lumping hopeful balls to him. Then in their first attack they will capitalise on Kelv not coming off his line and go ahead. It will be Gaston, of course. We'll bring on Mane on 60 minutes to try and get something happening but too late and we'll lose 1-0. This board will go ballistic and I will continually mourn us not getting Defoe as he scores yet another worldy elsewhere. Kevin Friend will turn down a penalty in which Ward Prose has his leg actually hacked off by a fouling defender, mistaking Hull for his beloved Liverpool. Spurs will win and sing our bloody song again. I will kick the cat. OR. I will ignore the game completely and as a result we will win convincingly, Pelle getting a hat trick.

Wow. A philosopher.

He is very poor at the moment

We hardly ever win at Goodison, chaps

That pass from Tadic was utter turdd

Pen?

We are going to nab a 1-1 draw

I called it dead on. 60 minutes sub Mane. Textbook subsititutioning

Double switch apparently so hopefully mane on too

Tadic coming on. Wrong choice.

They'll bring on Mane on 60 minutes. Betcha

Crock swap

Ryan Mason? Seriously?

Pelle's hair played very well

Bertrand would have buried that

England are just reverting to the hoof they do when they come up against well organised teams.

Yep. So it really is Pelle then, not someone in a Pelle mask.

Catastrophic

I had an ACL playing football. It is excruciatingly painful and is never quite the same again, although I didn't have quite the treatment I expect Fraser will if he has the same injury. However, i imagine that as a keeper it could be pretty drastic with all the jumping and landing. Still, fingers crossed. Watch out for the Davis howlers to come! ;-)

If we make it at the end of the season we can rub their noses in it. Personally I think our inability to invest in a back up keeper when it was obviously needed shows that we are still not quite there. Europa would be great result but would surely stretch us even more next season. But yes, bloody annoying, these journos. Don't mind most of the teams but Spurs drive me round the bend with their deluded fans.

We totally choked buying a back-up when it was obviously needed. And now will pay for that. Having said that, KD did play well today. My heart was in my mouth every time it was passed back to him though.