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What's Ray Wilkins doing these days?

Apparently his knee surgeon is triffic. Mr Bran Onvelope.

Knee surgery my arssse

Wow. He did look mightily peed off in an interview on deadline day (yesterday). Wasn't even from his car, so maybe the window winder mechanism didn't work. Can only assume it is a toys out the pram thing re funds and players. As always.

West Brom had a reasonable window

Good business. Not Champions League business, but good business nonetheless. Pleased about Bertrand but hope the Serb can contribute a few goals...

The loan arranger

Lambert to Villa. Seriously? £5.5m? So much for ending at boyhood dream club etc

He only likes him because he's another Lambert. Maybe it's his son.

That made me laughOL

Wormwood Scrubs is quite close. They can go on day release.

No back-up keeper will bite us on the bum, I fear. That and not really having a real goal merchant (unless Jay Rod really is coming back). Quite like the look of the Serbian chappy though, solely from YouTube clips.

Just read they're looking for more like £7m hmmm

Still, quite a good message to the purse holders for transfer deadline day...

That was gash.

Tadic could have gone down there

Delivery again woeful

Tbh he didn't get much of it

Come on, roll out the Barrow

That is a total joke

Pelle reminds me of Beattie on an off day at the moment

Was always going to happen

Non sequitur of the year award.. (Look it up) Ps was a joke

Oh for Defoe...

Mane's the one hope