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Oh crap. Looks solid. MP I hope you fail miserably at the home of idiots.

Forgive him, for he knows not what he has done

I simply can't believe this as it's a player in a position we need to reinforce in desperately. And it's positive.

Exactly. Chicken feed. Gut feel is he's gone.

...side too much

...caffeine

Utterly ridiculous. Couldn't you also argue it was a sign he was tying himself to the club?

Agents take over Fleet Street

The Sun says he wants £3m a year to take over at Spurs, who the Mirror say might beat Liverpool to Lallana's signature. Schneiderlin might go to Arsenal. Where are those razors?

Good one

Perhaps it's not the real reason

Would be amazed if MP hadn't at lease talked to spurs by now

Interesting and depressing lines in the Indy: 'Mauricio Pochettino, now represented by Gareth Bale’s agent Jonathan Barnett, will be a contender. Levy is thought to be going cold on De Boer after his willingness to divulge Spurs’ interest in him.'

He's nicked so much from us over the years I expect we're on his speed dial

Has he signed yet? #slowpen

Spurs would pay that in a shot

Wonder if Klinsmann is in with a chance ?

I do hope you're right, Wade.

Oh god. They do Spurs' kit

Really liked Adidas. Hate Umbro. Not going very well today, is it?

Ouch, Oof and aargh

Bloody Saints

Yes, true, forgot. But they got a bargain...

Uh-oh. Sherwood gone, MoPo in today?

Personally amazed Chelsea not more interested, given Shaw supports them