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That sound you can hear is Rosler's mobile calling. Please no.

Gone inside 48hours, says the Telegraph. Good riddance. Will just have to remember Sunderland in Fa Cup and those games when he didn't change things. Spurs fans will be on his back inside a month

I hope he has a miserable time there and is a pitiful failure

Hughton would be disastrous

Steps in when Poch poached?

Strachan? Must be a joke, surely?

Sky saying Strachan return. Aargh

Oh. Is @m_schneiderlin a fake account? Whoops.

Tin pottechino?

Schneiderlin's suddenly come over all positive on his twitter re last season

Or as key sponsor he's been told

Blimey

Um. But he's not.

Yes. Because I want it to be true. Sorry.

Brett just now: @DanBrett90: @J_Westgarth Sticking my neck on the line and trusting a source, so I'm hoping it's announced shortly.

True. Ta. Perhaps it might be one to announce he's staying? Can but hope

Uh-oh

I read it too. Like most reports, it read like conjecture and supposition. Seems to go in waves one way and then the other. My gut feel (supposition) is that Poch wants the job but has missed the boat

'To be honest, better' http://liverpoolculturalchampions.com/2012/08/08/fifty-shades-of-grey-sky-but-the-sun-shines-on-our-beaches/

Trouble with those player plus cash deals is the player being offered seldom wants to come, so form is affected. I'd prefer lump sum all at once (but keeping Shaw would be much better)

I definitely don't want to see 'Saints v Cardiff 2, the sequel'. The first one was rubbish

Was a Trojans man, myself

As opposed to the much more expensive and rubbish sky subscription

Daily phone calls from Luke Shaw transcript: 'oops, sorry Don, wrong number'