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Huddlestone playing today. Still think he'd be good for us.

Amazing isn't it. Just heard one myself

Here's a scenario. Arsenal lose today's fa cup, Wenger resigns, we get Wenger. I can but dream...

This would be catastrophic

Lovren to Liverpool is very worrying

Thirteen

Can't think of any footballers who live on Kensington High Street

Sat nav's a bit off there, chum

Going for a meal in that place might well be the last thing he does..

I think it's chef Fergus Henderson http://www.slowfood.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Fergus-Henderson3-Patricia-Niven-e1353518837269-680x350.jpg

Did the new girlfriend have to pay £2m? ;-)

Just means someone's put a bet on

Also, to make me feel better, he's shocking at changing formations/tactics mid-game when he needs to influence it. Still want him to stay though.

Like Laudrup, worry about German thing for Rosler, funny feeling it will be Hodgson. Outside chance Klinsmann (and for Spurs)

Oh crap. Looks solid. MP I hope you fail miserably at the home of idiots.

Forgive him, for he knows not what he has done

I simply can't believe this as it's a player in a position we need to reinforce in desperately. And it's positive.

Exactly. Chicken feed. Gut feel is he's gone.

...side too much

...caffeine

Utterly ridiculous. Couldn't you also argue it was a sign he was tying himself to the club?

Agents take over Fleet Street

The Sun says he wants £3m a year to take over at Spurs, who the Mirror say might beat Liverpool to Lallana's signature. Schneiderlin might go to Arsenal. Where are those razors?

Good one

Perhaps it's not the real reason