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That sound you can hear is Steve Bruce crying into a freshly opened pie

Brilliant, brilliant news. Best of the bunch.

We do Ron, Ron, we do Ron Ron

Except it's 'myriad', not 'myriad of'. The latter is ungrammatical. Sorry, my personal hate, this one, up there with 'centring around'.

Don't know about you chaps and chapesses, but I am very happy at this news and optimistic about the coming season for the first time for a while. But I think we should let those who want to go, go*, and work on a rebuild at the first opportunity. Hopefully Koeman will have well over £50m to spend. If he can't do it with that I would be very surprised. *I would try and keep Shaw and feel that could be do-able.

Bloody hope not. Or we will be the turkeys

Shaw would never have been so easily fooled as Baines was for the cross for Italy's second goal. In fact, Shaw is just better.

Glen Johnson weak link

Woy appears to have picked Liverchester

I personally am very whelmed

Good time to announce Dutch manager, guys

I suggested holland might play Spain off the park, by the way... (Look up)

Um. You were saying?

Not a tanner, our Ron

Will Nicole Kidman be his number two?

Perhaps they're waiting for a lot of post-Spain Holland bonhomie towards the Dutch after they play the Spaniards off the park...

If Steve Bruce was appointed my whelm would be so far under it would be difficult to hear it

Could someone explain number 98 please?: 'Roll around nude in the street at noon' How would that kill you?

Subject header is misleading. Doesn't feel like we're closing in on a manager in the slightest.

Can we announce a new manager in the half-time ad break during Brazil-Croatia please. Classy ad. Good music. Thanks.

Bigger loss than Lallana

How is Nicole Kidman doing in the betting?

More chance of getting a mankini