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If wages are a problem perhaps we should use the bulk of our cash in raising them across the board, with clauses about relegation of course. Might mean we could then get targets to sign. Gamble, sure, but cash burning hole in our pockets not working on fees.

Used to really like Liverpool. Now I hope they do a Spurs, post-Bale and have lots of in-fighting and no team spirit with all these incoming, edging Rodgers out of the door in so doing.

I think he will do annoyingly well at first. But then the stroppy Spurs fans will get on his back after a loss to Arsenal and a few other dodgy results and Levy will get rid

Not sure we can be choosy about CBs at the moment. Looks a bit weak to me. (Our ability here, not MR)

If he goes to Spurs I will hate him much more than if he goes to Arsenal, which is clearly a better move for him.

Travelodge

Are you suggesting Saints grant them asylum?

I think we might just about avoid relegation

Our policy is to keep the worst players and sell the best. Thought we all knew that.

Christ - will you just look at that collar. Sub-Primark

technically a meltdown now

That is really not a lot of time in which to instigate team spirit, tactics and togetherness amongst a group of strangers, and even less time if we haven't got key players in/out yet. From here it looks like a season of just about staying up.

Get rid of him and we'll be corkscrewed. *leaves for comedy career*

We obviously need to hold on to Cork, especially if Schneiderlin is out of the door too

FFS Lovren, fine, but the other two need their contracts renewed. You can't build a team with a bunch of strangers

Not keen on Caulker? Odd

Mid-table? We're joint top at the moment… ;-) (oh okay, joint bottom)

It looks awful on the players too

That training kit is embarrassingly cheap looking. You can almost hear the friction when they run. Fire risk. And Koeman looks like he's wearing a bin bag. Roll on next season and Adidas

Wonder if this is connected to JayRod deal...

We should keep Cork. End of story.

But some players are never quite the same after such an injury. i suspect he might go down the Michael Owen route, as, speaking from experience, the injury tends to throw out of sync other areas, for example weakening the hamstrings. Hope I'm wrong.

All this does is lift the price a bit for Liverpool/Spurs.

Also, it's in the other transfers thread.