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Come and join the Saints Academy and you too can have your chance at a big club and big money after only a season in the funny little provincial backwaters. Grrr.

Bye then Adam you big head. I wish you none of the luck in the world.

My gran is better than Danny Fox

Sad news, although that cash will get good replacements abroad if early enough to bed in as a team for next season rather than a collection of individuals. Shame. He was the best of the crop.

Won't affect Liverpool anyway. They'll manage to wiggle in a move to Barca somehow.

I think he has a problem where when he is overadrenalised - ie in high pressure atmospheres - his response to stress is animalistic, and that he uses what he has as an advantage - ie big, powerful set of chompers - almost unconsciously. Shame really as fantastic player. Oh well. Good for us. They won't be able to play tooth up front. (sorry)

Good not to see Gerrard spraying glory balls around

Chris Smalling there. Showing his world class.

Have you ever watched television before?

Chris Smalling. Playing in a World Cup. Hilarious.

I had Suarez to score first and 1-1 at almost 50-1. Gutted.

We're going to do our usual thing and underestimate them. 1-1

Keep Shaw if we can, Lovren if at all possible, but i doubt it, say bye to Lallana for big bucks. No longer feels like a Saint to me.

Les: 'So anyway, I said to them, we want the plug sockets near the floor. Would they listen? Would they heck! Ron: No worriesh at all, Lesh. I'm loving the chairsh anywaysh

Spurs 0 Saints 3

That sound you can hear is Steve Bruce crying into a freshly opened pie

Brilliant, brilliant news. Best of the bunch.

We do Ron, Ron, we do Ron Ron

Except it's 'myriad', not 'myriad of'. The latter is ungrammatical. Sorry, my personal hate, this one, up there with 'centring around'.

Don't know about you chaps and chapesses, but I am very happy at this news and optimistic about the coming season for the first time for a while. But I think we should let those who want to go, go*, and work on a rebuild at the first opportunity. Hopefully Koeman will have well over £50m to spend. If he can't do it with that I would be very surprised. *I would try and keep Shaw and feel that could be do-able.

Bloody hope not. Or we will be the turkeys

Shaw would never have been so easily fooled as Baines was for the cross for Italy's second goal. In fact, Shaw is just better.

Glen Johnson weak link

Woy appears to have picked Liverchester