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Bloody hell, Saints. I've got a nosebleed.

No Boruc then. Really hope Forster doesn't get injured any time soon...

Pochettino left

Lovren will be okay when the rest of his body turns up and joins his head

Perhaps his head is already at his next club

Hoorah!

Let's put Ali Dia up for a laugh

Lallana is in no way, shape or form a Saints legend. And he has bad beardness

Someone explain to me how Stones is an international player.

And lambert makes the second.

Lambert in unusual role on a football pitch

Stones is awful

I'd sell him for as much as we can get. Gut feel - he won't be the player he was.

It was a freebie in a box, with unlimited drinks and pretty nice food, that's why!

Hastened by our obstinacy in letting his boys go and join him

Once their appalling fans get on his back (esp after Arsenal, say), he'll be toast

More interesting tactics talk. Sherwood on Pochetino's pressing game when he was with us and now with Spuds... he [Pochettino] obviously likes this high-press [tactic] and we found playing against Southampton last season that if you get past the press, you’re straight in at the back four. That’s where they got exposed against Liverpool.

I went to Wembley yesterday. Hodgson played in him that role again...

'At 6ft 4in (1.93m) Pelle, 29, is less mobile than last season's top scorer, Lambert' Erm...

Koeman

Is that when Jay Rod goes? ;-)

Can't believe we've failed to sign anyone today. Useless.

Ha! beardy Lallana Liverpool's most expensive flop, sorry, signing

Me too

Well done Saints. Particularly pleased with CB strength in depth, pacey threats, creativity, and hope that Pelle can bang them in. Also, that Pochettino has his annoying nose out of joint. We won't be pushed around by the North london Yobbos. Good work from a perilous start.