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We have a winner

Spurs tactics revealed: pressing game, tika taka, no plan B

We're getting Jesus?

Smells like bull****e to me

Why so many bloody loans? Are we Portsmouth?

Boruc to Bayern is the end. Wtf is going on? Preparing for the championship. Ridiculous

What's missing is time needed to forge team spirit and understanding. And at the moment, players. Not hopeful still.

Last season we had a team bonding together over an excellent pre-season, even walking over hot coals for each other, literally. This year we have just had unrest and all our England internationals defecting. I do find it amazing that people think that chucking a few late signings and loans together will make us stronger. For that to happen, we need more than a Dutch national team manager in waiting. We did a miracle worker.

Would be utter madness to lose Cork. Really would be the last straw.

Just not for us

Personally, I'm least bothered by Jay Rod leaving out of the whole bunch. If someone wants to gamble £10m plus on a player of his type with that type of injury, fine. Let's use the money to spend 26p on a new striker and £9m plus on making our bank manager get a semi.

Scousehampton 12 Celtichampton 0

We'll ship goals in the early season and will be too far adrift to get back. Relegated.

Yes. Let's hope so. And that we can gel all these new replacements we've yet to sign in inside 7 days.

Worst window in history

My bed is soaking

Wait for Poch to step in and nab him

Wtf is going on at our club?

Will the last one at saints turn the lights off?

This is ludicrous. What is the club playing at?

Apparently it's difficult talking to players, even our own.

...and they're our new centre back pairing

Our first game is on August 17, away, against Liverpool. Has anyone told those in charge of getting a team together?