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I'm amazed Wanyama hasn't joined the exodus. If he does, we will offer almost zero protection to our defence. Which is like a sieve. Scary times.

Palace will finish above us. 2 consecutive managers might be wrong. I think Cork is excellent and could help protect our paltry defense, especially if Wanyama gets injured. So sorry, I disagree. And quit with your stupid 'bed wetting' comments. Do us a favour

Very good player. Rarely loses the ball. Has been treated badly. We have made a huge mistake. Idiotic.

He clearly just wanted to come back to Cork

Can you imagine when Fonte gets injured, perhaps in the first game? Hoiveld. Yikes.

Dawson plus £15m for Schneiderlin?

Rojo to Man U - demanding the move

Actually, this is pretty on the money (as it were)

As is Hull

Morgan will leave so we need Cork. It's quite simple really

Shane Long is a marquee signing in the sense that he probably owns a tent

Madness.

Football's head's gone

Really don't see why we don't get Ings

Simon Gillett scores for Yeovil. Sign him up.

Too pricey to buy. We grow them.

I had a dream in which Schneiderlin played for us and deliberately lost the ball, leading to a goal for the oppo. Hope his sulking doesn't come to that. But to be honest, in this depressing age of toys out the pram player power, we don't have much of a leg to stand on if he wants his move, Kreuger threat or no. Best I could hope for is he goes to Arsenal, not a club I detest, Spurs.

This would be truly excellent news.

I'm afraid this is quite true. And getting thrashed in the opener might not be great for morale.

Think we'll do well to limit it to 4-0. Lambert will score and 'not celebrate'.

This

Crazy to lose him. Madness

Dunno but his head is there. Or at Arsenal. Or up his own tootsie.

Blimey. Lot of dosh. But good.

Another one bites the dust.