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Confused. Have we signed him or not?

Good signing. Upgrading prediction to team: comfortable mid table, squad: skirting a few places clear of relegation

Difference of opinion there...

Promising, this

Teams are not built on chucking a load of new players together with a week to go to the new season

Team is lower mid table. Squad is championship.

This

As it stands, our team is still not good enough. Eek.

Funny sort of cleaners with £80m in reserve...

I reckon one in, just to parade tomorrow. Hopefully Rojo

Ings as buddy for Jay Rod, as Cork is buddy for Bertrand and Taider for Gaston. Previous history together equals quick team spirit/they stay. Maybe.

Depends whether Burnley have found him or not yet

Disagree. Really like Boruc as a keeper for the calmness he breeds. ( mostly)

Argentinian defender. Hmmm. I wonder if there's another one out there who's a manager now and might gazump us. Brace yourselves! Hope we get him.

I have an idea. Let's pay what they want.

Actually green screen has submitted a transfer request. His 'head is already at the BBC'

He's good. And a lot better than a non-playing headbutter

Should break the bank to get him. Crucial position, good player

I fear Morgan might be 'injured' a lot for us

Despite him sounding like someone from the CIA, that does make me feel a little bit better. But then I have just watched an episode of Homeland...

Good. We deffo need both

And might even help the Jay

Ings would be good. And a Saints fan, which will be important

Hope you know this as fact. I don't want to see our farcical sub keeper(s) again

We won't get any of the Man U crew. Be serious.