DT

Perhaps it was two thirds of a signing

Or being a 'traveller' occupying a local park.

It's also like the housing market in that we have a major deficit in terms of numbers alone...

Come on Vlaar. Sign. You'll cut it down to 4-0 against Liverpool

Hoorah

Koeman to come out of retirement at DM

Kelvin Davis to retrain as a centre half. Breaking news

As would my gran

Welcome to Tuesday. The day we don't sign a centre back again.

Agreed. We have zillions. Who cares?

It's got to the point where I don't care what we pay for players, just that we get them in, especially at CB

He might be better though... Or just a fans-appeasing panic buy

Have always thought Wanyama would be off. Surprised not so far

He's certainly unplayable...

Championship

I wonder if we're hoping loanees to get us through to January without being too far adrift, and for the new owners to properly invest in January... Playing with fire

Krueger=the Loan Arranger Les=Tonto

Doesn't Osvaldo wear trendy clear lens glasses?

17m. Wow that's tall

None of which we have actually signed, even

Do you honestly think those teams are Prem standard? Really?

We're playing Liverpool at Anfield in 14 days

Is anyone else worried about our defence? I am.

Southamploan

Really hope not.