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Puncheon for Ramirez please

Outplayed for 35 mins and 1 up

Ramirez you absolute donkey

Either him or Lambert. Brilliant pass.

Great finish. Goal machine!

Playing like we think we're safe. We're not.

We look awful

I hope this is not as part of a player plus dosh deal for Luke Shaw, as it's probably only a matter of time before he joins Chelsea

I thought they looked quite good

1-1 all over it

Just read Echo balls about selection dilemma facing Mr P about goalie with Boruc fit again but Davis 'impressing'. No dilemma. Boruc is twice the keeper Davis is.

yes please

Exactly. We're usually awful against teams at the bottom, world-beaters against the top sides. 'Tis the Southampton way...

Would be happy with a draw on this one

And on £100k a week...(a proportion of which goes into a brown envelope somewhere no doubt) Samba is getting lots of abuse on twitter

Speedy recovery, Boruc. Davis v Reading would be calamitous.

Oh, bad luck, Harry. What a shame. You twonk.

Huge result. Well done all. I love Saints.

Oh no! Disaster.

I think he will say: 'I think Liverpool are really good, I really do. But Chelsea will have too much for Southampton. Anfield is nice too. As are moustaches. Did I mention Liverpool?'

That's them back up next season, then.

Yes, true. But in retrospect this will lose us many, many millions (albeit while keeping us going as a club!)

You forgot 'money' (actually you didn't)

I know. When we sell him, let's not put a sell-on clause in the deal, just like with Mr Bale. That would be good thinking.

I think they'll go for the real Matt Lucas