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Please list people who would not be better than Fox. It's quicker.

That rumour is from a cereal liar. Sorry serial. hahahahahahahahaa

bloke on twitter has just posted pic of a Porsche (I think) parked at Ocean Village with PIRLO as number plate. This would be the best transfer in the history of the club/world....

This is great news. Have always liked Adidas. Who knows, might be able to get a Saints kit in Sports Direct one day. Then we would have really arrived...

At least they'd give the stadium new wings...

Or perhaps he is - gasp - buying a different house? Yours, Miss Marple.

Was always going to happen. Why no Boruc today?

Brilliantly handled pay rise.

Bloody hell. The dreamers are out in force. If the money goes, we'll be looking at Franny Benali.

Anyone notice how much better we were when we finally dropped Davis and Fox? Key to staying up.

He'll go to Chelsea. Would put a bet on it if I could.

Ole Gunnar Solskjær

It could be worse. We could be Pompey.

Just had horrible thought that Man City will come in for Pochetino. Just saying.

Oh yes, the 'I have been sold already ankle cast'

One more point, versus Stoke. Up by skin of teeth.

Ah. I didn't know that. I just see Focx on the team sheet and know that opposition managers build their match day tactics around exploiting the fact that he is abysmal.

I don't buy these Shaw injuries and viruses and fear he is off. Wouldn't be surprised if he's off to Chelsea on condition he doesn't play any more games for us.

Fox=loss

Where is Shaw? Sold?

Perhaps he is Ali Dia in disguise...

Apparently the twinkle said if they want to get back up they need to bring a few in. You couldn't make it up. Follow the money.

Why did he start? Anyone know? I think he's pants.

Because he plays for the arrrrrrrrrrrrrrs? *gets coat*

Ledley King plus new knees