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Would be very surprised if we risk an injury to Osvaldo by playing him tonight

Would be very surprised if we risk an injury to Osvaldo by playing him tonight

Piatteeny

Bottom of championship but take your point Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk - now Free

In the West Brom programme, Lallana was described as a 'veteran'. He was born in 1988...

Play the reserves. If that's not enough we don't have good enough strength in depth.

No. Excellent player.

Seems like a lack of directness and the kind of running at players that Puncheon offered may be our undoing this season, or at least prevent it from being a stellar one.

Not fall guy. JRod was just poor last week and this.

JRod looks extremely average. Again. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk - now Free

Anelka's Bentley has red wheels. I hope that helps.

Have you seen Fox play? He's really not up to it.

Anyone not seeing Wanyama as man of the match is a dolt. Total joke they gave it to Malumba. Fonte was ok, nothing more.

Maybe it's minus eight

Ah yes, the Times...Just saying it as I saw it. Him and J Rod weakest on the day. In my opinion.

Fonte wasn't great on Saturday. Kept chipping it to nowhere in particular.

More chance of signing Sir Clive Sinclair

Can't we give them Fox instead?

Watch that pre-season uncovered thing on YouTube again and see how well-liked he is and what he adds to morale. Not everything comes up on opta stats.

One of the few players who has the balls to run at defenders. We don't have enough of this to really challenge.

Big shame. Important and liked member of the squad.

Nah - Rosie Lee, tea, Lionel Messi. Simples.

Nah - Rosie Lee, tea, Lionel Messi. Simples.

Pope: ...and anyway, when they need a goal, some of the fans post naughty pictures of nuns in suspenders! SUCH fun!

Osvaldo: Congratulations on your appointment, your holiness! When did Mr Cortese ask you to sign?