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Osvaldo: Congratulations on your appointment, your holiness! When did Mr Cortese ask you to sign?

Bloody. Hell. Extraordinary times. The 'project' is really happening.

Really? I thought that was only part of his game that let him down. Didn't clear first man on couple of corners.

Great day. Fantastic atmos in the ground. Very good football in places. Slightly defensive substitutions from Pottechino but that pen was so sweet. Off day for JRod, Wanyama immense, Chambers not out of place by any means. 3 lovely points. And only a tenner for my nipper. (The ticket, not selling him). Happy days. Farce giving MOM to one of theirs.

No Fox anywhere near. Hurray! Attacking line-up

On way to Hawthorns. Nervous. But hopeful. 2-2 is my bet.

Woke up. Remembered. Smiled.

*crosses fingers*

Was he wearing blue contact lenses?

Well done Rickie. And for getting me money on my last scorer bet.

Feck me what a goal

Bring him on now though

Not five minutes in the squad and the scouser has already nicked the Ox's hands... Typical. Best of luck Rickie. Totally deserved. Hope you get a half at least

Fox is not a premier league player. End of story.

Because he should be nowhere near the first team

I really hope not

It will be Fox on the basis that he is a pile of absolute caccka

Good plan. Coats are also good. Never quite understood the 'I must wear the shirt of my club' thing. Mind you, if the Adidas one had been better I might have been tempted.

Would be very important signal to the big (complacent) clubs that we mean business. May also attract other high quality signings, so that fee could be seen in that light as being worthwhile.

Training tops are nicer than the kit shock https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOJzucxCMAAwL44.jpg:large

Could have been a lot worse. Wonky badge though. Gold is a bit naff. Doubt if their designers spent too long on this to be honest.

Very glad the club recognises that having solid defences gets you a long way in the Prem. We definitely need cover. Good signs.

If only the club had its own website where you could do precisely this. They could even get some money in through advertising. *sarcy*

I'd say April and May look pretty tough, and March isn't much better. However, we're always better against better teams. Always have been.

Yes, but will they stop us from winning the title? ;-)