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Even more worried that with the cupboard so bare, Lambert will just decide to go elsewhere. God that was depressing.

What a heap of doo.

Genius.

Big Nige's revenge.

Men and boys.

Ps Hooper is NOT the answer. Spend it on 2 cBs and a keeper. And a midfielder.

The problem is we are terrible, and have no fit players of any quality.

Hoof hoof hoof

So many sub standard players. Richardson? Awful. De Ridder only glimpse of hope.

Premier league? We're having a laugh.

Playing like a team of 7 year olds, all running after the ball. Zero quality. And now jos off. Floodgates.

They know Harding can't defend for toffee. Oh, and the rest of them.

Is Adkins going to just sit there and watch this drivel?

Any decent manager would've made subs.

FAlque on his mobile at half time. 'Senor Harry? Can I come 'ome now?'

Utterly disgraceful performance. They pass, we hoof. No midfield, toothless attack, porous defense. Marking non- existent. And I'm sorry but whoever thought Hammond was a footballer needs eyes tested. Get Di Prado off. We don't need a performance like that to motivate. As I said before, it's defense where we need the reinforcements. Still, I do have money on 3-2...

And made me get those brilliant Patrick boots.

Keegan totally transformed the club. Effect lasted for decades.

For money and football please see court coverage of Harry's dealings at Pompey today. Amazing.

Puncheon is so aptly named it's untrue. I would like to land it on him.

Mini CEO...is that the hatchback version?

I hope we stay firm and that Rickie is not tempted. V destabilising if true. And maybe why we're so keen on Hooper.

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Christ. Really, really hope not.

Still enough to beat Dunfermline.