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Compare and contrast to Steven Gerrard getting off scot free for his recent transgression. But no. I think Marlon has a few issues.

I think we should sign lovely Leeds United.

Because?

Bet Fryatt's a target for one of those managers.

Why would they need to do that on matchday?

Hope he's not there to take over from Rogers..

Maybe they're having a reunion party.

Ps rasiak, oakley, mills also on pitch.

Wonder who he's looking at?

I think we should get rid of James Beattie. Call me old fashioned.

Until he has a 'hip operation'.

Sven...

They must have someone lined up. Keegan? Strachan?

Norwich would beat us.

keep him as a sub. not been impressed, to be honest. only seems to buck up his ideas when new contract/transfer is in the offing.

Durex-cell? or Ever ready?

It's been most stimulating.

OK(Y)

Didn't we have a double-header with Birmingham recently?

I'm not sure I know the ins and outs of the deal that was on the table.

Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch. David Bowie and Peter Mandelson don't look too bothered either.

The penis mightier than the pork sword

he failed the rorschach test then* *intellectual joke, but not a very funny one

There is more chance of me winning the lottery and ****ging Lucy Pinder on the way to pick up my winnings, pausing only to find the keys to a shiny new Aston Martin under my doormat alongside more keys made of gold to a new house bequeathed to me by an auntie I never knew I had but who had recommended to Angelina Jolie that she should get rid of Brad and go with me, than there is of Alan Pardew going to West Ham. In my opinion.

Hugely overrated footballer, as Mcarthy now realizes.