DT

CB very much a priority.

Just go long haul, Paul Don't forget your brolly, Olly!

quite impressed with the way their chairman is handling all this.

If we buy all their players we will walk this league IMO.

who are the club's advisors? agents?

To be fair, he's said he has signed, rather than is in talks, which is still new news, and that there are more to come, which is confirmation. What more do you want in two short sentences from a web chat? I suppose you want him to go on about how players like him 'MAKE' the team play football. That's real insight.

I think it was a play on the Hammond organ. whoosh.

with newcastle

yes

sorry. thought you were being dim, not just unfunny.

and he'll still be cacka

Indeed. Wonder whether we're scared he might stay if they get a good manager in quickly...

heh heh. bring back David Peach

post of the year

Brighton

HAM mond? LAMB ert? I'm very glad we're doing such meaty (Murty?) signings. Roll on the return of Chicken George...

I'm glad it's not Richard Hammond.

Didn't take him long to say 'we', did it?

Centre back next please.

More chance of Delia employing bearded chef monkey Anthony Worrell Thompson.

There are some very size-obsessed people on this forum, it's true. Mind you, if we signed someone who was actually bigger than the pitch, that might be quite useful.

Gunn was always going to get the bullet. ahem.

Well I think he looks bloody good. Nice one, Mr Wilkins. Not sure I've seen too many others look less like a centre back though. Bit worrying we still haven't signed the most important position...

Jimmy Reck-on *strokes beard*

Good luck with that.