DT

are we signing Fonzie?

Quite so. It's amazing how many people on here bleat 'he's smaaaaalllll' about Perry, whilst at the same time failing to see how he has been picked at centre backs by countless good managers, including in the Prem and never seems to have a stinker. Oh, and he wins a fair few 'vital' headers.

Norwich is caught in a time warp. The last time I went there they had only just discovered toast.

MeLT

keep trying

He looks really scared.

and Christian Dailly

we have needed a decent centre back for the last 15 years

Saintskates?

Still more than Pompey get, with their supposedly magnificent support.

Is your avatar about 'arry?

Those pesky work permit issues.

Has Christian Dailly signed yet?

v tricky tie and exactly the sort we **** up. not optimistic about our chances in this one.

Fulham would be my bet but I really hope not. When he went off on Boxing Day we collapsed into hoofball.

Gordon Strachan has a house in Hampshire.

Have a very bad feeling lallana will be off. He seems too good for us at mo. Lines the replacement? Bloody hope not. Need right back and CB.

Through to fourth round. Terrible!

brand new combine harvester

wart on his bum

Modelling contract

Those family tickets are also good for enormously fat people. Who don't have kids. Or just sit on them.

Francis Benali. Very ungifted.

And one fez.

Nicola Cortese is an anagram of 'coles creation'. Thus a very clever message from the other side. Our former goalkeeper coach made the universe.