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Tommy sure plays a mean football.

I'm fact.

'Bartosz Bialkowski' means Barnsley in Polish. True fact.

surprised you've left it this late, to be honest

The water pipe got a leak? Poordraw out!

bit borderline, that one

oh alright. i'll take a holiday.

we're in trouble, deep

On Papa, don't preach. hahahahahahahaha

ON this basis I have just put a bet on Carlisle to win. And Leeds.

he should go to west brom

Abdulai Bell-Baggie. Helluva name. Is this some sort of nasty teenage prank? to Bell-Baggie someone? Sign him up.

Saints continue Svensson-style injury info updates shock

Very true. Kenny Dalglish is much too old.

With a Midas touch like that it's no wonder he turned an average Scots team into one that's going to the World Cup finals. Oh.

And there was me thinking his middle name was plonker. Oh no, that was Rodders.

No, you've got me on that one.

I think a snail has had a party in that already.

Charlton was actually named by film giant Charlton Heston, who came across the place when he was looking for a new hutch for his rabbit, Wheelies. Before that it was known as Marilyn Monroe. FACT

'Crass Inuendo' (sic) - good player.

Can't be true then. File under Battle of Hastings. No photos of that either.

Yes, great keeper. *cuts lip with overbite*

Whenever I hear Burley talk it sounds like he's permanently boozed up. Love the cheese burger story. Was he after some IrnBru too?

He'll be in Tesco in Bursledon before you know it.