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Francis Benali. Very ungifted.

And one fez.

Nicola Cortese is an anagram of 'coles creation'. Thus a very clever message from the other side. Our former goalkeeper coach made the universe.

We don't. We got rid of them after they took us into administration.

That Cortese bloke didn't mention morris dancing in his Christmas message. Disgraceful.

That's a shame.

oh flip

Oi! Strachan! Hands off!

Me too as I posted so many times I bored everyone to death. ps if we beat Leeds 8-0 I will eat the Itchen Bridge pps another win/clean sheet without Davis. Not a coincidence.

David Villa transfers to Leyton Orient

Beat Walsall away and it's like we have won the world cup. I'm jolly happy but blimey guys! Talk of winning the league? Still, my bet would come in too...

Gordon Strachan makes surprise playing return after taking out Gills skipper using yoghurt past its sell by date.

These things happen. Sad, and he could have been really good for us for many years. However, I still think it was criminal for he who-must-not-be-named to have gambled on him recovering and therefore never signing a replacement. I think this culture has pervaded at the club, and cost us dear over the years only to have recently evaporated with the onset of a wealthy owner. Thanks for trying so hard Michael and good luck back in Sweden.

yes

er...that's what agent wotte means.

Or maybe Cortese suggested to Wotte he really should take a rather special young lad off our hands and to Pompey. Name of Pulis.

Agent Wotte...

At least our Polish lads will feel at home. Geddit.

Good player, he was.

3-0, Lambert first one. Please.

Brighton - never recovered from Jaidi deciding to try and raise his ageing leg to stop that cross rather than a simple header away. Midfield overrun. They played well to impress new jug eared manager. Davis in goal to increase hesitancy/stasis in gap between defence and keeper, which all managers now know about. They exploited this too. Still, AP's style - if it is his only one - is working ok, I'd say. Would still like to see new central defender and back up keeper or replacement for Bart.

I stuck some money on us winning 3-0 and 3-1. grrrrr!

Good work. Might be nice if the club did what they did for Channon recently and honour another ledge...

I like Bart and have changed my predictions to clean sheets as a result of KD's time on the sidelines. Cue 3-0 loss tomorrow...(my bet is 3-0 to us)

that's a snailed-on penalty.